h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*This is a small room compared to the others on the ship, and has a simple bed,a table, and a desk. Above the desk hangs two crossed swords,that are probly for more real use than looks, seeing as they're sharp. On the desk there are books filled with questionisms,swordfighting techniques,and new insults*

*A pirate sitting at the desk looks up from one of the books and greets you*
Hail and well met fellow piratey person, i am Animel. Here is where you may ask me any questions or leave any messages.
*He goes back to the books*

*there is a knock on the cabin door... enter alec, the ships trician*

" Fancy a pint ?"

*continues on his mission to the lighthouse bar*

alec

Did Alec just pass by here?

Hi Animel, I'm the ship's Seamstress currently engaged on stocking up on Halloween costumes.

Should you require any clothing, bedding, soft furnishings, drop by the Sewing Room

Greetings Mr. Animel! The name is Plato, and I'm the First Mate aboard this wonderous vessel. Got any ?

*waves to everyone else*

Have I been here before?

Good Morning/Evening etc Mr. Kes! Err... Yes you have... anyway, fancy an ?

Welcome Animel. Good to see you. Maybe now I can finally get the question to the answer 42?

Or do you only give answers?

Do you answer the questions, or question the answers?

Or question the questions?

Are there answers to the answers?

Who wants to know?

Who does know?

...and, if they do know, do those who know merely know, or do they know that they know? (I need to know)

Or do they care?

Can they only care if they know? Can uncaring be excused by not knowing? Could one care even if one did not know? Do you know if you care?

DO I care if you know? Should I care that you do not know?

Oh, hello everyone. oh and questioning both questions and answers is what i've once before done, but i normall don't, because conversations get odd if no one ever actually says anything, although it is possible to form a statement in the form of a question.
I do beleive i will stop by that bar, as i am lacking , and i think the clothes i have will do for now, but thanks.

hmm, have i not just noticed what youve been doing? are you not questioning only and attempting to beat me at my own game? or am i simply a little paranoid from getting on a ship full of piarates? was what i did a slipup, or merely a misunderstanding? am i rambling in questions again?