h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The most beutiful time of the year. But the search for Ben Lauten is
making everyone paranoid and feeling like they need a lifejacket.
I wonder if pirates use lifejackets?

I guess I better disappear before the quartermaster sends the spelling police after me for misspelling beautiful

*he's staring at what looks like the lighthouse bar ceiling. He suddenley realises thats because he's lying on the floor, he props himself up on his elbows, all he can remember is something about a water melon and cooking it*

* returns to the bar and puts the on *

* passes Kes his *

Lurcher, my turn to say sorry, sorry that I could not stop and chat lastnight, hope to see you again soon.

* also wonders if she should get a life jacket but decides that the self inflating verion of the Lighthouse Bar which is under the counter will do in any case *

* hopes the spelling police are not here as they are the sworn enemies of the Typoly, where Light sometomes work to promote freedom in spelling *

* is glad to see that Tuc has moved *

How is everyone today?

Sleepy.

?

*tries to get up but discovers this is impossible due to the fact that hati is standing on his chest*

Jumps up and ...

*struggles up *

A please light

Morning everyone.
I could really use some of that this morning Light.
tuc - I imagine you know this but you have on your chest!

Morning
*walks in, sits at the bar, and falls asleep*

Downtrodden I think the expression is

* pours everyone strong and puts on another pot *

* drinks two 's herself *

It seems to be a morning for !

How are you feeling this morning Light?

*Smells the smell of coffee and wakes up*

Is there any spare around?

I am doing OK so far thanks - you?

* passes Tiny a *

There is always !

but coping thanks Light.

Oh Hi Tiny - I'm Ugi. I'm not sure we've met before.
If you need any knots, I run the knot shop in cabin 88.

*takes a sip from the , jumps from his sit, drops to the floor and starts doing push-ups*