h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Lights are off, the bar has moved, the door is shut Please come and join us at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F70774?thread=144403 See you there Light :-)

*unsubscribes*

Ditto

*alec rushes in*

hang on ...i left the swashbot running...

*turns on lights*

*alec looks around in awe...swashbot has converted the entire bar into something out of 'Country Life' plush furniture, tasteful antiques etc.*


okay that's enough...HOR ENDLICH AUF !!
*swashbot stops hanging curtains, looks strangely at alec, its sword arm twitches imperceptibly*

KOMM DOCH WOHL MIT !!! we've got to get to the new thread...

*exit alec, with the swashbot in hot pursuit*

*wakes up* *leaves through the trapdoor...*

Tall mysterious stranger gives one last in the dark and leaves Unsubscribes.

*Roke tries to climb on to Light's shoulder to recieve the chicken leg, eyes blue-green*

No, Roke, please- you'll make a mess on her clothes. Sit here on the bar, for a minute. Here- put that on a coaster so it doesn't make a mess. And don't scratch the bartop! *Strokes his eye-ridges* Light- where did all the come from?? Somebody raid a livestock ship? Or does one of our holds open out into North Devon? Cheers! GROG

*Roke sits on the bar, and tears into the chicken leg*

Hey- have these guys (the ) been rescued from FMD culls by someone? Or are we taking them somewhere? Does Caerwynn (excuse any spel... pronunciation mistakes) 's job extend to knitting and other wool-based processes?

*Roke gulps down the last of the meat, and starts to crack the bones with his tiny sharp teeth, eyes a deep blue*

You're enjoying that aren't you? They're so much easier to feed than dragons. Are you allowed to buy the barmaid drinks? It's just, you've been feeding him so much, I feel as if I owe you.

*Roke takes wing, wheels over the bar, and settles onto Light's shoulder*

I doubt I'll see much of him now I've shown him this place! Maybe you'd better get a perch... and a good supply of meat.

Hmmm- I'm hungry too- any chance of a or some toast?

---> new thread???

Munch, there is a pearch waiting at the new thread - see link at the top of this page

Thanks for waiting for me Light- everyone's left! !

See you there!

*Leaves* (Unsubscribes)

Coo An't it dark in ere!
* picks up a stray bottle of that got overlooked in the move & then unsub's*

*drops in pen with the other hear a chirping coming from behind the old bar goes to investigate. Finds a picks it up and decides to take it to the green house maybe hati can find a use for it*

*shepereds in *

tries to count sheep. One two three
four ...

Sleeping Beau... !

*falls through doorway and tries to focus*

jus' hoooow maaaa bars adis boat?



gimmi drink

*tries to look round for somebody*

an' ho're yeu

* fetches more *