h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello all
I'me back, sort of
*rushes in carrying bottles of red wineopps,
they mainly appear to be empty so, Mr Plato (excuess the folowing speling); philadelphia? (wonders if that is a state or not)::
its 10.28 PM here; so is I am I here<?, Havb I 2too much?

*squuezes through door in crush..
My its getting busy all of a sudden.
Evening Light, please and one for yourself.
Hello Caerwynn.
*salutes.
...Mr C.
2Legs.
Anyone for a ?

Excellent, Pod or may I call you James?

I would love a

Yes, please, Mr. Pod. What was all this comotion I heard last night about a tornado?

??? I'me almost out, so yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Please got any Red ???? (not that mixng bothrs em much!) :: not quite

I deny everything Mr C.
I was either in my cabin watching CNN, or asleep.
Call me what you like Caerwynn
all round, I think...

*Looks Pod up and down in a speculative sort of away, tapping her finger on her cheek*

Hmmm, no I think I shall settle for James.

Shall I then call you Mr. James?
Ooh, I like that!

8) did you just look me up and down in a speculative way Caerwynn?

8)8)8)
Mind if I call you Caerwynn?
I don't want to risk anything else.. I tried to call Mr C "buffy" last night and nearly paid for it with my life.

And would have, but the life of a pirait isn't worth as much as it used to be.

LOL, Caerwynn is fine! I hate being called dear, its so condescending!

I liked the buffy bit, I was there at the time, although you were a little under the weather, not to mention the table!

Ahh well, Mr C.. 8)8)
All in the past now, eh?

Anyone fancy more ?

*Yips excitedly* I do! I do!

*calms down*

It must be this new brand of wig powder.

I would love more , thank you James.

Is there any wig powder going spare Mr C?


Can I have some?

*drinks *

Has anyone noticed that this ship hardly rocks?

or rolls

And by rocks I mean tips and reels in the ocean current?

*passes whig powder to Mr. James*

I had always assumed that there was some sort of gyroscopic suspension device, below decks..

Where? Wouldn't it be more exciting if the ship suddenly tilted to the left and everything went sliding across the floor?