h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hands him a cleverly disguised in a coffee cup*

There you go. Thay should make you feel much better

Thanks! Don't mind if I do...

*Intercepts Pierce's disguised as *

*intercepts Gwennies hose - and hoses her down*

Whoo-hoo!

fight !!!!

*Ducks several flying s and wonders where the hose came from*

*Is not in the least surprised that Linus has an -hose in his cabin - and starts to look for the -hose *

here it is

*'accidently' squirts Gwennie in the face while passing the hose over*

What a waste of perfectly good

*Extends her tongue and licks her face clean*

I've always been able to get my tongue around most things provided there's incentive enough!

*Wonders hopefully whether Linus has a cider hose lurking under his bed*

only one way to find out

* knocks and enters *

* wonders what she has walked into *

Hello there everybody, I just thought I would stop by and introduce myself, but I seem to know a few of you already

Oh you poor thing

We don't always have fights... things are usually much worse than that

* thinks what a waste of ! *

Well I am glad you are all having fun

* helps herself to a *

It makes a change not to be serving drinks to this lot actually - I wondered where they all went when they left my bar

Well i am the cellerman.

You wouldn't want me to send you stuff that i hadn't personally tested now would you

Now that is very true Linus!

The way I see it the Cellerman should be equally welcome in the bar and you mose certainly are

By the way we are celebrating up there at the moment so feel free to join us for some

I went on a mission yesterday to secure a limitless supply of and subject as they say to contract it looks like I have done it

* puts her hand in one of her pockets and produces some *

Would you like some?

Doesn't really go with but if you don't mind leaving some for later...

I must get up to the bar soon to check on how the taps are going !!!

I think we can manage that. There is also some of Looseheads Firestarter ale or Kheldar's favourite Hertog Jan if you want to stick to the

Coopers Dark Ale for me, and being the cellarman i know where to find it

I did not know we had any Coopers Dark in stock! I was looking for it the other day....

* her voice trails off as she realises that the Coopers Dark is only available to the Cellarman *

* decides not to worry about it since he does such a great job with all the other beers *

He even has a vast amount of bottled Flensburger Pils