h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was kidding about the annex boat, Pierce. I like the small of fish hats and whiskey-soaked hats.

Tomorrow I may think differently.

in my experience the aroma of whiskey-soaked hats keeps better than that of dead

My last post was an April Fool's Day joke.

The joke is on you, my friend: You can only make April Fool's Day jokes in your own time zone

Geez, now it's getting complex.

I asked Peter if he had remembered to adjust his solar panels to daylight saving time. It took him a few moments to realize what I had said

"The joke is on you, my friend: You can only make April Fool's Day jokes in your own time zone" [Pierce]

But it was April Fool's Day in my time zone when I made the post.

Maybe so, but it wasn't when I read it - so I say it doesn't count

Ach, let's just call it a draw

And besides, some people are fools all year round. Not that I am hinting on anything. Anyone.

Anyway, have the widespread deaths of honeybees affected the bees here in this greenhouse?

No, we keep this as a sanctuary for them - much like the holds for endangered species

Bless you, Pierce!

I hope the bees will return the favor by pollinating our cherry trees

If they don't turn up, can we import some hummingbirds to pollinate?

That would be great. I always loved those

Fat friend of mine used to say 'it's like being trampled to death by hummingbirds' when offered too little to eat

Never happen on this ship.
ah cherry blossoms