h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

arrrrrh that aint no challenge for a true pirate!

well... not a pirate what knows how to count anyway

where's me navigator when i need him?

*Restarts with and ===~~*

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don't worry. only correct typos if they can cause misinterpretatatations

see?

But doesn't look as tempting and envigourating as

er, i got some news for you then: it aint the 'e' what envigourates you. it's the caffeine

Hah, you just haven't had enough or you had too much ===~~~

nope. i never smoke

well, hardly ever

Maybe that's the problem then?

i know nothing. after all these tests and diets and taking medication i'm right back where i started

i'll never see another again

not if i can help it anyway *knocks on wood*

i just had a cold for quite some days. had i seen a i'm sure it would have developed into a pneumonia in just seconds while he examined me

this way i got off easy

Makes me wonder if I should grow some medical herbs here.

and cement your reputation as the town's

Town? I thought it's a ship.

yes-yes, of course. silly me

Next thing you'll start to talk about your empire.

please keep my blue blood a secret

Sorry, your highness.

Mmm... Now what?

now we'll have a few tequilas and listen to santana