A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam

The Bridge

Post 461

Kes

If we can't find any calvados ... let's try llamedos
(Try reading it backwards)


The Bridge

Post 462

Floh Fortuneswell

Or cidre smiley - tongueout


The Bridge

Post 463

Kes

El Cid (re)!


The Bridge

Post 464

Floh Fortuneswell

smiley - groansmiley - winkeye


The Bridge

Post 465

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

Please stop encouraging him!!! smiley - grovel


The Bridge

Post 466

Kes

*(tee reads: Each Pun is (h) ment to fit the Crime)*


The Bridge

Post 467

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Hangs up speakerphone*

CLUNK!


The Bridge

Post 468

Floh Fortuneswell

*sigh*


The Bridge

Post 469

Kes

*Activates speaking tube to Lookout*
Let me know when you see the Chine & Wheeze boat coming back ... We'll weigh anchor, and head for Scotland.
*Rummages around, looking for the right chart*


The Bridge

Post 470

shagbark

~~ring ring hello bridge crowsnest here. The Chine and Wheeze boat seems to be approaching.


The Bridge

Post 471

Kes

Great! Stand by to sail away!
Pull the W&C boat up with those rope & pulley things!
Weigh anchor! (It was about 4 tonnes last time I weighed it)
Put her in reverse for a bit ...impulse power only!
Wait for the wind to blow the ship around to the North .... then we have to clear the cliffs .. so ...






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Left hand down a bit, Helmsman!


The Bridge

Post 472

Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still)

'ere kes...if we're going round cornwall way, do you think we could stop at those isles at the end for some supplies ??

smiley - sillysmiley - silly....smiley - silly.....smiley - silly

i think we're running low...

alec.smiley - clown


The Bridge

Post 473

Kes

Running low on supplies of s(c)illiness? This ship? Thou jesteth!


The Bridge

Post 474

Floh Fortuneswell

Of course we are going to stop there smiley - cross


The Bridge

Post 475

Kes

Certainly Floh! You know you can trust my skilly navigation ....


The Bridge

Post 476

shagbark

will this delay our arrival in Scotlandsmiley - blue


The Bridge

Post 477

Floh Fortuneswell

*wonders if she can trust Kes' s(k)illy navigation*


The Bridge

Post 478

Kes

*Kes inspects the chart for the Western Approaches to the Channel ... decides not to paint out Fastnet, as it has a lighthouse on it ... sets a course for a bit to the left of the pointy part at the bottom left hand corner of England*

Steady as she goes!


The Bridge

Post 479

Floh Fortuneswell

smiley - wowYou really know how to navigate.


The Bridge

Post 480

shagbark

Tell me again flo, what is it we need to stock up on at smiley - corncob
I mean Cornwall.


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