h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If only your mother could see you now!

that is a foul curse if ever i heard one!

I'm sorry, I was out of line but I thought all s loved their mothers. Hence the tattoo.

well, now you know

where would you like a tattoo, now that we are on the subject

On your forehead would be nice, preferably done with a cattle prod

ever the romantic, aren't you?

It's in my remit

but not your prime directive, i guess?

No that's something completly and entirely different, so much so that it does'nt even deserve to share the same space as my remit.

How dare you Pierce? By mention of the Prime Directive just one post after my remit you've gone too far this time!

and even so, i still didn't make it to second base?

Oh my dear Pierce, you're not even on the pitch

not yours, anyway

Good!

Purely out of interest, whose pitch are you on?

that is our secret

I'm intreged now, it's not like you to have interests to protect, or is there?

maybe

Well well well, I did'nt think you had the mental capacity to be interested in something other than

doesn't take mental capacity to fall for a

actually, now that i think about it, mental capacity is totally irelevant when it comes to that

the brain suddenly has to function with a lot less blood, see?

Oh you've become a Zombie now have you?

close, but i can't go into details as this is a family site