h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh well men can all be rounded up into one group, the 'lying selfish backstabbing' group.

...but I digress

oh dear, you must have met the wrong kind of guys

i, on the other hand, would of course never do things like that

Yes Pierce, you prefer your stabbing activities to the front!

indeed

...and to the sides!

i never miss a good side

Well apart from when your

i was thinking of a side of bacon

I wonder if there is a form of alcohol that can make you . Your a man of the world, you must know!

i always order double

sometimes even triple ones

once i ordered '16 roses'. took med forever to explain to the barmaid that i meant a fourfold '4 roses'

Oh well it's an easy mistake to make, I'm more suprised that a barmaid can do basic mathematics, they're forever short changing me even with a large calculator thing in front of them.

did you ever get too much money back?

Yeah but you keep quiet if that happens, survival of fittest and all that capitalist klap-trap!

i tend to believe more in survival of the fattest

That would only work if there was a famine unless I was there with some sort of weapon and I had felt so hungry that murder and cannabilism were no longer of moral issues of any real concern in which case the slowest and chunkiest target would get lynched first.

you know words like 'moral' and 'concern'?

Yes, they make me sound more upper class. I use them so I never have to obey their meaning...or something.

i like that in a female admiral

I like that in a dictionary.

but not in rl, i take it?