h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well you could move, maybe from there to here say, that might work?

well, for one thing it wouldn't change my age, dear

I would say that was a more temperal technicality than logistical

yes, it is a problem that will solve itself eventually

In the meantime

indeed

you always have the cleverest ideas, dear

Well behind every great plan 'A' is an even greater plan 'B'

and that would be what?

If I told you I may have to kill you

ah, yes, you always hurt the one you love, but isn't killing taking it a bit too far?

No I don't think so

remember, you can only kill me once

but love me forever

Well I could make a long painful death that will feel like forever

thanks but no thanks. given that option i would actually prefer that you love me less

I think I can manage that

yep. delusional as always

Who can say what is real in this crazy world?

the real world may be crazy
but i am too much in love to notice it
forgive me

Becareful Pierce, that almost sounded poetic, you have your reputation to think about

i have way more imoportant things to think about than my reputation