h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

who needs a hareem when you have all this?

wait... that didn't come out right

I'm not sure how you could misintrpret that, you have a close relationship with your hammock

it sounded just as silly as the time i accidentally exclaimed i would give my right arm to be able to play guitar like clapton

I'm sure you could play with your left arm?

sure, but not like clapton, he uses two

That's strange Yaida Hitomi only ever plays with one hand

no it isnt, but that is!

She was'nt playing...she was carrying her guitar it was her backing guitartists playing. Oh how we

One a totally unrelated topic, how is trade?

rough

but the reward is smoothe

How smooth?

What is the metric measurement of smoothness, is it muhrs per Helens?

i think it's measured by comparing to babies bums

...and thus explains my phobia of sandpaper. My parents were always perfectionists

awwww, you poor dear

want me to kiss it better?

No Not really I don't want to catch any diseases!

not to worry. i frequently sterilize my lips with

Oh...why does alcohol seem to have the completly opposite affect on bacteria to that of humans

it doesn't, actually. you see, alcohol is made by yeast, a small living organism that dies in the process. it can be claimed that "the species has amused itself to death", as roger waters so eloquently put it

and to make this short: if you were swimming in a large quantity of alcohol you would die too - and pretty fast, i might add

or at least have one mother of a the folloring day

...says the voice of experience, I tend not drink much yeast urine so I would'nt know!

calling it yeast urine should help a few friends of mine not to drink too much

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