h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How about Gerkin and Chocolate Cheesecake?

Just an idea ... I'll get my coat.

Goat? Did someone mention goat?

A fusa is, my most curious companions, a strangeish thing which might or might not be the common ancestor of the dog and the cat. It's got a dogish head, catish claws, a mixed body, and twice the qickness of a mongoose. another zoolinguistical question... what is the plural of mongoose. but what on earth is a goat?

A goat is a Chinese astrological sign. Goats are very smelly. They go baaa or bllllaaaa or blleeeeehhh....!!! I used to sell goat cheese in the deli. I saw a goat at Buckskin Joe (Old Western Town) with Ian. So concludes my Guide Entry on goats.

Goats are often seen and eaten at the Crossed Purposes Pub.

Yes...

In particular in the darkest corner. They are the easiest animals to catch - because of their smell

HMMMm.... they have a poor sense of smell, you say!??

I sure think they have, yes! If there sense of smell was just a tiny bit better I am sure they would use deodorants!

Thank you for the clarification. I'm still, however, missing a point which you may have noticed is slightly important to me. What do goats look like? And also, how can something that isn't human make cheese?

Halloumi is cheese made from sheeps milk. Milk rhymes with silk which means that today is tuesday. This is the day after monday which is the beginning of the week like the first is the beginning of the month. First is first and the beginning of the year begins with a goat, the capricorn with the horn, which sounds like coat, like you'd coat a biscuit base.

Need I say more?

So to reiterate, I'll get my coat.

Bleeehhh!!

...and the ever so friendly jeast-cells make alcohol - and in doing so they amuse themselves to death

Wow.

One of my friends is a goat... but there's a goat in Chinese astrology too... wow...

You are most helpful, Moonglum.

You are most interesting, Pierce.

You have taken us back to the beginning, Dragonfly.

Yes I have, which is appropriate since Dragonflies were around at the beginning!!! Well, 300 million years ago, and we could be as big as SEAGULLS!!!

YAY!!!

Did you know that Bumbley Bees can fly? This is due to their size in relation to air viscosity. They more swim than fly. I wonder if this applies to goats?

Cheers

OMG!
I was just sitting here at the campfire and munching and now everybody talk so heavy things. I can almost hear a goat-shape dinosaur behind these bushes...

Scorpions were once the size of lobsters... and spiders got to be as big as your cat!!! AND milipeeds!!! OH MY!!! I won't even utter another word!!!

And Pearly Nautiluses used to get twenty feet long, and crabs still grow three feet tall and eat drowned sailors.

And if you don't brush your teeth before you go to bed, the boogieman will catch you, because he can smell bad breath!!!