h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well... yesh.... I need as many reasons as possible.

Well then... always happy to be of assistance

Schweet!!!!



Actually, Wal*Mart provides me with a lot of good reasons.

Yeh, Wal*Fart is one of those places where you really get a good look at the worst side of all those little ing s...

Well, and then all the cost of baby food, baby formula, diapers, clothes, etc.... Sheeeessshhhhh.....!!!!!

Yeah.

Although it does help if you just go with Shur-Fine paper towels and canned dog food... cuts costs by about half, methinks...

More than half, easily!!!!






....and good thinking, by the way....

*pokes skull in* Hey Ms. D! Hey Thog! Sorry I haven't been about in a while. School, aliens, you know the drill. I'm back now, though! *glomps Thog*

Don't be glomping Thog!!!!

How was school!?? And how are the aliens!??

Why should I not glomp Thog? He's perfectly glompable.

As to school, it is as it always is: a bit too easy, and a bit too much work. Except for maths, which are the other way around.

The ailiens, though, are quite angry: you haven't visited them nearly as much as they'd like.

Thog is any verb-able!!!

.... and poop on math. I hate sech.

As for the aliens, look!!!! I am a bit frightened of this alien concept, ok!?? I'm not scared of many things, but but but!!! Aliens ARE scary.

And so are scary movies.

Ok... maybe I do get scared easily...!??

Anyway... you tell the aliens I'm not particularly fond of them, but it's nothing personal just the same!!!

They'll be very sad indeed. Oh well. I'll let them know.

Now what do you have against the hyperbolic secant?

Bah!!! Aliens don't need me!!! They have plenty of people who are FREAKS about them... sheeeshhh!!!!



Now.... what have I got against hyperbolic what-what!??



You on about scary movies!??

I didn't say I have anything against them... ok!!! I don't like them... I don't like feeling like something's gonna get me at any second (which is actually pretty funny-- I know how to handle the real threats, and rather enjoy the challenge, but it's the imaginary shiznit that scares me).

Or were you talking about math!?? ... I hate it because it doesn't come naturally to me. It's too black and white and consistent and there are too many rules. You get to break rules as a writer, but not as a mathematician.

You've obviously not immersed yourself too far in Mathematics! There are no rules that need be broken, as you make the rules yourself, and it were proven in the twenties by Godel that it is in fact impossible even for systems based on rules to follow their rules forever.

.... I only read that first sentence... and glazed over the rest (pretty tasty, that glaze... MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....)