h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hallo. Oh wait, the subject line already says that... *ahem*

I pledge my support. Also, I would like my organization (The Evil Army of H2G2) to be considered for the position of official President's army.

It shall be very seriously considered, after we're elected Thanks for showing up, and tell you friends/soldiers.

I won't force them to vote for anyone. The evil army believes in freedom of selection as long as I'm always voted Supreme Commander. But I'll mention it.

I need to find more people to convince. ... Hey Jodan. Vote for Hypatia.

Ok, but that don't count

Bah. I've emailed Supermoo and Anole threatening pain and painful death if they don't buy me food. I also asked them to vote for Hypatia.

Pah.
A journal entry is always a good way to get a message out

My journal entries are generally reserved for telling people how great I am...

Me too I made an exception because I'm her running mate, of course.

Hm... I guess I could. For the sake of my bribe I will go the extra inch!

Hallo Evil Claw. The new President will definitely need an Army. Did I mention that I've always been a pushover for a man in a uniform?

Thanks for you support. Anything you can do to help will be greatly appreciated. And well rewarded.

I think I converted somebody... Dmitrigheorgeni?

*turns up in ambulance uniform*

*notices EvilClaw in army uniform*

Oh

Can I pledge my support anyway?

Hi, Hypatia. You can count on my vote because us hillbillies have to stick together. No bribes necessary. Also, I love your platform, and second the notion of cute pyjamas for the hamsters.

What can I do to help?

... Can I count Joe towards my ten converts?

No I got here by following the link in Kat's name.

Bah. But on the other hand, you're on my pledging allegiance to the Hypatia of the United Researchers of Hootoo, and to the knowledge for which she stands, One Guide, under Adams, with and for all! thread.

Well done EC, and welcome Joe and dg (is alright if I abbreviate your name? I'd mispell it otherwise, I'm afraid).

The best way to help are the conventional ways. If you see a friend of yours who hasn't signed up to support us, simply mention it and if they don't sign up immediately, threaten to end your friendship
There's that, writing a journal entry... putting a link in your nickname... just trying to get as many people over here as you can

Ooooh. Another uniform. And another Hillbilly! How is that? You won't have far to come then for the Hillbilly Meet next July.

Jodan is related to Hillbillies, but he steadfastly refuses to admit that he is one.

Thank you both for your support. There is a lot of work to do betwen now and the election, so we will definitely take you up on your offer to help with the campaign.