h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why don't you join this one for keeps? And the evil army? You might end up in a position of questionable power.

Joe, I see you have become an opponent of ours. I wish you the best in your campaign. It was a pleasure almost having you as a supporter. Here, as a going away gift is a special recipe brownie and a glass of milk.

Shame.

Well, I still have to vote for someone - and I can't vote for myself, can I? So if you're nice to me...

You mean we can't vote for ourselves? Really?

Well, I don't know - but I won't be voting for MYself, it would be against my manifesto. Which hasn't been written yet.

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I for one intend to vote for myself. And you should vote for me as well. You could vote for me and then put yourself in second place.

I'm still undecided Joe has a pretty good party name over there...

We'll be nice to you Honest.
Have a yacht.

That would still be a vote for me. It is the Campaign for NO Votes

Ooh

Oh, and if you throw your support behind us, I'll try to find you a running mate who won't vote for you

Oooooh

Is that an ooh of affirmation or a floating ooh?

It's an ooh of surprise and alarm!

The legendary Black Beast of Argghhhhhhhhhh...!

I mean, *ahem*

Ok then, it's an ooh of affirmation

So I can add you to the list on the page then?

<blacksheep.

Damn that sheep...

I think that it is unwise to add someone so changeable to the list. He has as yet to go to the other candidates he agreed to support and withdraw said support.

I need a bit of assurance that he isn't still putting one over on us.

Here Joe, have another brownie.

I trust him look at his campaign for no vote's page A5728746
"If you really want to vote for someone, you could do worse than Hypatia."