h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Believe it or not, this wasn't my idea. But I'm enjoying it. And win or lose, I'm making new friends. So that's a plus.

And I've pissed off people! Always a plus

Yeah. I had to offer her a few yachts to get her to run too

Y'know what I hate about this system of voting? You're not supposed to piss other voters off. You're supposed to... *cringe* be nice.

Nuh-ice?

I know! I had trouble with that word when they first tried it out on me too.

Anyway, the lesson is that burning bridges and tying up strangers, though a memorable and unharmful past time in normal elections, really hurts us in these proportional elections. So try to make a good impression. Remember, you're representing the majestic Ozarks

I have every confidence in you

*finishes tying up voter and locking them in closet* What'd you say?

Now was that voluntary? Because I think our campaign manager has rules against kidnappings.

Let me put it this way: they never said no.

*From closet*: Help me!

EC: ... Er... thats swamp gas... reflecting light from venus..

Just look into this light for a quick sight test...

I tend to avoid looking into the light... Or letting my conscience be my guide... darn cricket.

I tried wishing upon a star once...but Helen Hunt's body guards didn't aprove...

Ahem. I think you're showing your age there, SuperMoo. I mean, I've actually heard of Helen Hunt.

Which is strange, because me and the cow are the same age-ish.

I'm older...and Helen Hunt is my favorite actress...but as for showing my age what really anoys me is when people assume I don't know what a large floppy looks like, or what life was like before the internet...or what it was like before cds...or what a betamax was...actually...I own one...I love my betamax player...it rocks...although I don't have many videos for it...anywho...it always anoys me when people assume I don't know what something is because of how old I am...although when it comes to actors in general I may recognize the name or the face but I have trouble pairing them...unless they are someone who I like...like Helen Hunt...

As for me, I hate when everybody assumes I should be listening to rock or jazz or hiphop or something like that and get really confused when I tell them I don't really listen to any music.

I also get irritated because people assume I should know who "popular" actors and singers are. Bah.

do you know who britney speares is...?...no...no you don't...she's a man...I saw it on a commercial...or maybe it was Austin Powers...Austin was in it either way...

Input query: Who is Britney Spears?

... Searching...

2 entries:
"Overhyped singer who likely has had 'enhancing' surgery" by EvilClaw
"Stupid pop singer who cheapens the institute of marriage more than anything else" by EC
Related Article: "Should the 'Defense of Marriage' Act have focused primarily on banning Spears from the institution?" by EC


Disclaimer: These are only EvilClaw's small minded opinions. The Claw council does not condone them.