h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(narrator)

The Knight goes to LOS, and she begins removing grass and pond-weed from his good-hair-cut hair...
Both feeling tired, they move into the Hovel
Presulla moves to the stabels, and as the Knight and LOS enter the Hovel, Percy suddenly appears from the stream and joins presulla

(lady of the woods)

Go north up the stream, turn West at the fall.
Pass three glens of shade,
And seven statues Elven made.
The last of these holds a key, and a scroll.
This will tell you the more which I cannot,
And you can quest for the treasures dearly bought.
And if you should need me, call my name: Merdonna

*there is an echo of her name as the lady once again disappears*

(Sir Knight of stuff...)

eh?
oh!
umm
ahh?

now, did I just see that happen, or is it another case of too much hash- ? or the majic of this enchanted place, which way is north anyhow....... ?--=1.2

[LOS]

I didn't realise this quest required brain power. My , I think I need a lie down. No, I shall do the heroic thing and be brave. Don't Panic! Think. What was she on about?

(SKORMAGHC)

Something about going North, and finding a key and a message that would explain a quest?

Here; have a hash- whilst we chew it over....

[LOS]

*sits back against a tree*

Thanks for the hash-

*smokes, relaxes and tries to get brain in gear*

Anyone know which way is north?

(Sir Knight rmghc)

The opposite of south?

[LOS]

You could be right. I wonder how far north we are expected to travel. I can't face any further north than Watford.

(Sir Knight)

I have never heard of this Kingdom of Watford?
But, which way is south?

[LOS]

I generally ride in the opposite direction to the kingdom of Watford until I reach the coast, then I know I am as far south as I can be.

(Sir Knight)

And which way is that
hash- hash- hash--

[LOS]

Do I have to think of everything? Where's Clipboard when we need him?

(Sir Knight)

noticed how he disappears whenever he is needed?

[LOS]

I could make a very sexist comment but I won't as sexism hasn't been invented yet.

I vote that we retire to the hovel and hope that someone with slightly more intelligence than the both of us put together arrives in the morning to help.

(Sir knight)

good idea lets go!o
But where are we going to find someone with inteligence, everyone I know is smoking far too much hash- right now...

[LOS]

You're thinking too much again.

*guides Knight into hovel and shuts the door*

(Sir knight)

*ponders idea that he is able yet alone actually thinking...

*bangs on Hovel door

let me out!
let me out!
Don't lock me in here!
What have I done this time?

[taps knight on the shoulder]

Snooch to the Nooch!


hey, are we locked in here?

(Sir Knight)

Oh no you don't thats exactly the kind of thing that got me in trubble with LOS last time!

*wakes up

[kicks sir kinght lighly with a metal shoe]

God, you're all stoned...

Wake up! Come on, we have to make to the dragon slaying knights leauge meeting pretty soon so that we can beat them up in a general manner...

Wake Up!