h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

nothing wrong with good and a bit of food

indeed. *takes out hankerchief and shakes it, the material rippling to cover a bigger area, the newly formed pic nic blanket spread out. Kathy sits down*

and Merlin, while being pulled by a wicked witch across many continents, seas and miles, sets , , , , , , , ...

lovely

I meant of course

Strawberry?

but of course

* waves and a horde of dwarves appears .. each one carrying a basket with ripe *

of course

* waves at the dwarves *

*sits demurely*

eats while a group of locals walks by singing a song about how terribly nice everything was, how happy they were, how much they enjoyed working on the farm, and how pleasant it was to be going home to see their wives and children, with a lilting chorus to the effect that the flowers were smelling particularly nice at this time of year and that it was a pity the dog had died seeing as it liked them so much.

*smiles*

and then.. the Unicorn walks in.. silent as Unicorns usually do, drinks a barrel (through a straw) and has some ..

(* Unicorns seldom drink .. difficult enough to walk on all four when and the enormous pointy thing on the head.. *)

(* anyway this one does drink . *)

(* and eats , yes, unicorns do eat preferably cheese-oinion flavour *)

please

.. and

for the Unicorn

ARe you trying to get me drunk?

certainly not.. (* actually very light *)

the Unicorn however..

As I said.. the Unicorn however is behaving ... what shall I say..

we'll probably have to give it some ??

* meanwhile the Unicorn tries to stand up.. this is a complex task, since it cannot count (in this stage) to four, having four legs.. the task of standing appears to be complex *

Come here little one