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Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Morgas]
*wakes up, 
*
Mylord?
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Pheroneous Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Sir Dragonet]
(Takes one more look at the wonderful buxom wanton hussy, and decides that sixpence is marginally more than he is able to pay for the joys of enfolding himself in her wondrous bosom. Our Feckless foreigner is, indeed, pretty well penniless. Trusting that his visage betrays not a jot of his pecuniary musings, he turns to the delightfully tousled Morgas, throws his armour and clothes in the air in a charmingly idiotic way.)
Ahh! My leetel tresor, I 'av been waiting for you so long! Let me kees your eyes awake!
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Morgas]
*closes her eyes as fast as possible*
Err, well, okay.
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Morgas, afterwards]
Where have thou been?
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Pheroneous Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Sir Dragonet]
I 'av been nowhere my sweet. Just lying ere watching you sleep! Washing your dreams. Leestening to zat delightful, 'ow you zay, 'evy metal moosique.
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Morgas]
Really?
That's very kind of you.
How could I thank you for this?
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Pheroneous Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Sir Dragonet]
Eet is my plesher. Allow me eef I may to let my eyes feast upon your belle bodee for a long while, your sparkleeng eyes, your tumbling locks. Zat ees all ze zanks I need.
(Our naked knight plucks a leaf from the fig tree overhead to protect his rising ardour from the gaze of the assembled company, by now an interested audience. Will he, they wonder, get away with his duplicity? Will she, they ask, tumble to his indiscretions?)
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Morgas]
Tell me, Mylord, why we are still "illicit lovers".
Is this really necessary?
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Pheroneous Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Sir Dragonet]
Becoz my bonbon, I av a wife, you av a 'usband. We are zerefore illeegal. But, is zat a, 'ow you say' bump of zee goose, are you uncomfortable wiv zis place and ze audience (and that bloody music!) let us abscond elsewhere. Av you a bon idéé?
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Morgas]
*trop fatiguée pour réfléchir*
I will follow you 
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Pheroneous Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Sir Dragonet] Fatigu�e, ma cherie, mais tu viens de te r�vieller. Zi ees a very nice place near my 'ome. http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A537040, or its pretty quiet over zere http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F68913?thread=116383, if you want to go indoors, or should you feel like a swim to wake you up ve could go to ze lac over zere. http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F68913?thread=116623.
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Morgas] Hmm,... France: a little bit too far away for a quickee The turret: too many stairs for [see above] The lake: yes, I would love to swim. Do we need swimsuits? I'm glad, that you're not wearing your armour anymore *giggles* Okay. let's go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F68913?thread=116623
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Pheroneous Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Sir Boris]
(Riding by, stops a while to survey buxom wanton hussy. Without raising his eyes from her heaving bosom)
I am looking, fair maid, for my wife. Have you seen her?
(Eye catches pile of discarded armour, man's underclothes, a pointy hat with a thingy on top, a maiden's dress that looks familiar, some maiden's underthings, which don't, he not being a man for niceties, and some very laddered silk stockings. Slides off horse)
Well, you are indeed a handsome wench! What say you to a quick session. Here, I have threppence three farthings. How about it?
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Sir Boris' bank statement]
"Twopence one farthing"
Only 900 years before we introduce cash machines...
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Mysterious Stranger Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Black Knight]
*sniffs*
I'm not used to having to PAY for my small pleasures...
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Pheroneous Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Sir Boris]
Who'se talking SMALL pleasures, mate. Talking of which, has anyone seen my wife? According to my Bank Statement, I'm missing several thousand grouts. They seem to have departed at about the same time as her!
(Sidles up to Brazen and Buxom Hussy)
I may be old and grey, but I can still do a roll in the hay to die for!
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Jun 6, 2001
[letter from bank]
How would you like that dungeon you've been promising yourself for your castle? Or maybe it's time for a new horse, or perhaps some designer suits of armour? What about a trip to the Crusades?
Whatever your knightly needs, don't miss this special offer loan rate! Complete this piece of vellum within 30 days, and become a Tryst Card member with all the associated privileges.
Tryst Card is accepted at over 6 taverns world-wide.
*sound of paper crumpling*
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Pheroneous Posted Jun 6, 2001
[Sir Boris]
(Looks again at discarded armour)
That must be a load of junk mail, then!
Ye hiding place for illicit lovers
Mysterious Stranger Posted Jun 7, 2001
[Black Knight]
*carelessly tosses a gold coin from hand to hand*
*considering the options*
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