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The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Pheroneous Posted Jan 17, 2002
[Sweet Sir Galahad]
(Shiny armour glinting in the sun)
Listen lady fair, you can stroke my velour later! In the meantime, directions, please!
[Sir Dragonet]
Emerging naked, clean and sweet smelling from the lake]
Hey, vot ees it you do, ma cherie, vot 'as zis knight in shining armour got zat I 'av not. Don't leeve me zis way!
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jan 17, 2002
[Morgas]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
HEEEEEEEEELP !!!!!!!!
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Pheroneous Posted Jan 20, 2002
[(Sweet) Sir Galahad]
What is it fair maiden. Let me save you from this evil (**Looks at Sir Dragonet**) and rather strange person.
[Sir Dragonet]
Do not pleez . I vil save you from zis evil glinting maniac... Now where did I leave my sword??
[Rustle - in the bushes]
Oh my God! Must I rush out and expose myself?
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jan 20, 2002
[Morgas]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Pheroneous Posted Jan 20, 2002
[Whistling Woodcutter from Wales]
**Passing by, scythe over shoulder**
**Looks from distressed maiden to shiny knight to naked Frenchman to rustling bushes and back to distressed maiden**
Oh my Gaawwdd!!
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jan 20, 2002
[Morgas]
HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLPPP !!!
*realizes that nobody seems to be able to decide what to do*
Oh Goddess.
*reaches out for Galahad's sword*
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Pheroneous Posted Jan 20, 2002
[Sir Lancelot (Rather dishevelled, and seemingly in a hurry)]
**Immediately assesses the situation, and correctly surmises that the lady needs assistance.**
Nope. No. Don't look at me! I've had enough for one day.
**Limps off into forest**
[Sir Galahad]
**Giggling**
OOhh! Stop it. You're tickling me!
[Sir Dragonet]
Where did I put that sword? I know it's here somewhere!
[Merlin] **Arriving in flash. Immediately casting a spell to freeze all participants in position, while he assesses the situation.**
Hmm! Now who exactly is the guilty party here?
Looks askance at the departing Lancelot, and with wry amusement at Sir Dragonet's shrivelled manhood.
Abracadabra!!!
**At which the noble charger disappears. Leaving shiny Sir Galahad and Morgas entanged in a heap**
Oh, I really can't be bothered. Sort it out yourselves!
**and with another flash, he was gone**
[Whistling woodman from Wales]
Oh my Gawd!!
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Pheroneous Posted Jan 21, 2002
[Sir Dragonet]
**Finding, and wielding, sword.**
Stand aside you feeble eengleesh and Velsh veaklings, I may 'av no clozes but I am vorth all you lot togezer. Out of my vay.
**With that he seizes Morgas, throws her over one shoulder, all the while threatening the motley crew in the glade with his sword**
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jan 22, 2002
[Morgas]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Pheroneous Posted Jan 23, 2002
[Sir Dragonet]
Mademoiselle! You are as light as the breeze! I zink we can dance a leetel in zis moonlight!
[Sir Galahad]
(The fall having scratched his armour to reveal the base metal beneath, and the temper at being so easily foiled by a small(ish) Frenchman naked save for a flashing sword causing his magnificent demeanor to be exposed as the fraud it always was)
Bugger this for a lark, I'm not hanging about here in this muddy miserable forest!
[Whistling woodman from Wales]
As for me, I'm off to Wales (Exits, whistling)
[Russell, in the bushes]
Well, that was good fun!
[The Moon - full, fat and overhead]
Shine on, guys, shine on!
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Pheroneous Posted Jan 24, 2002
[Sir Dragonet]
(Who cannot, at present, see the anger sparkling in his lady's eyes, as they are dancing, and she is quite a lot taller, and he, in his happiness at finally being alone with his heart's desire, has buried his face in her resplendent chemise)
Ess not this vraiment a magic moment, ma cherie?
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jan 24, 2002
[Morgas]
Comment? Ah, oui, bien sur.
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Pheroneous Posted Jan 24, 2002
[Sir Dragonet]
(Humming quietly to self..)
It's a marvellous night for a Moondance...
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Pheroneous Posted Jan 27, 2002
[Sir Dragonet]
ees like ze stars up above are in your eyes,.... a fantabulous night to make romance...
**The next words are muffled by a mouthful of chemise!**
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jan 27, 2002
[Morgas]
Yes, why not?
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Pheroneous Posted Jan 27, 2002
[Man in a Morris Van](Driving past)
(in broad Northern Irish Accent)
I'll tell yer why not, missus. 'Cos he's nicking my lyrics, thats why not!!
[Sir Dragonet]
Moi? Ce n'est pas possible. Je ne parle pas l'Anglais. Je regrette...
[Van man]
Regrette rien, mate, I'm on yer case! (drives off to collect royalties)
[Sir Dragonet]
I am very sorry, ma cherie. Pleez ignore zis interuption. Let us continue...'neath january skies...
The shady glade - with lake- in the forest
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jan 28, 2002
[Morgas] 
Non, rien de rien
Non, je ne regrette rien
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