h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, YK, you've got that backwards. Lil's Atelier is part of the primary CLI building. She rents out the space for ridiculously cheap prices, and she doesn't report all of the things that go wrong downstairs (all of the explosions, screaming, power outages, and smoke that occasionally finds its way up the stairs.)

I stand corrected ... or to be more precise, I sit corrected ...

I stand corrected ... or to be more precise, I sit corrected ... [shrugs] Not exactly the safest place to put one's atelier, mind you ...

Sitting at home in his armchair in the centre of the Celestial Goldfishbowl the Mytical Fish (who is currently unemployed)

"Mmm a crime fighting unit. I wonder if they need any aquatic operatives?"

So he sends them a message and waits for a reply.

That would be great. There are several all water planets in this universe and I'm not exactly a good swimmer. Please do join. Currently there is a crisis in Duffold please go there immediately. I'm not sure how or with what we pay fish.... er.... what would you like?

Constable Jachap The Fourth.

Plankton would be nice. Or some pretty ornaments for the Celestial Goldfishbowl.

It can be arranged.
Alright, you're in. Bank robbery on Duffold- report immediately to the soace station in orbit above the planet.
Good luck.... fish.

On route

what is this place? is this unit CHOPPERS affilated?

Jachap: No, not CHOPPERS affiliated. Haven't you read the brief? We are here to sort out the stuff the heroes think they are too big for. Please join. We need all the help we can get.

Also, YK, have you joined up yet? I'll put your names up on existing crew members.

Also, YK, have you joined up yet? I'll put your names up on existing crew members if you have.
Aquatic fish. I'll put you up too.
Anyone else?

Also, YK, have you joined up yet? I'll put your names up on existing crew members if you have.
Mystic fish. I'll put you up too.
Anyone else?

I am CHOPPERS. 2nd in command. you are an ally i take it?

we are, of course. But, please feel free to join, we need all the members we can lay our righteous hands on.

OK, I'll join. give us the forum URL...

Er, you're in the forum now. I'll put you up on the existing cre members discussion. Welcome to the force. Crisis in Duffold is where all he main resources are going at the mo. The URL is: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F65619?thread=108024&latest=1