h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All you have to do is put your name here and you can join. We're that desperate... I mean... er... we want new people that much!
Remember Your Solar System Needs You.
Free Happy Meal at the Restaurant at the End Of The Universe for first 5 applicants.

[YK] I'm joining.

[Mackenzie] Me too.

Great stuff

[YK] I've changed my mind.

[Mackenzie] Me too. [exeunt]

[Enter Elbert Anoway. He resembles Bill from Pokemon, but I don't think Bill ever wore a commando outfit with a gunblade strapped to his back]

[Elbert] They run out on you?

It appears so. Why do you think they did that?

[YK] [popping back in] Oh, and Elbert? Have Link, YC, and YQ hold the fort on Dantooine while we go off on that errand that Y4K sent us. [exits again]

[Elbert] That explains that.

It does?
Please, tell me how it does.

[Elbert] Well, what happened was this. YK tricked his incredibly stupid second-generation clone Y4K -- You don't know what a second generation clone is. I'll tell you. A first-generation clone is a clone of someone who isn't a clone. A second-generation clone is a clone of a first-generation clone. And so on until you get to Dorsk 81 from "The Jedi Academy Trilogy".

Anywho, YK tricked Y4K into giving him the info that an ostensible good-guy was going to do something evil so he, Janine the Invisible Ninja (who's only invisible when she wants to be), Mackenzie the Second Most Powerful Magic-User in the Galaxy Next to her Sister Lizzie, and Mog the Moogle, are going off to put a stop to it.

I'm joining

[Elberd] Researcher 171638, the first thing you should do after joining the H2G2 isn't to jump in headfirst to a conversation. The first thing you should do is to create a user page, a "nicname", and a personality. Just so we can know about you.

Get a name better than that... that.... number and you certainly can. As for you YK and co, are you (or at least some of you) going to join or not.
Also, cheers for the info on clones. I am going to clone myslef don't cha know? By order of STUMPED high command. Actually, I had better go and do that.

[Elbert] I am. YK's other characters aren't anywhere NEAR here.

Great. Join in the bank robbery scenario on me homepage.

Hey Jachap


Sorry I didn't repply before

I'd like to join (although most of the time i'm real busy)

I'm in for that happy Meal

Happy h2g2 anniversary!!!!!

[Elbert] .....

Well, begging your pardon, but thatw as a rather useless post.

*Afgncaap5 sees emerges from the shadows*

Well, a new crime fighting organization. Should be interesting to watch events unfold here.

I may join, I may not. I'm already a member of CHOPPERS (the local superhero guild), so I don't know if I could join this without being accused of trying to get a monopoly. But I will say that if you ever need any equipment (particularly things that are out of range of twenty-first century Earth scientists), just check in at CLI. YK, you know where that is, so I'll leave you with that before I decide whether or not I can join.

*Affy melts back into the shadows after dropping a buisiness card*

[Elbert] No it wasn't. I expressed my opinion of that.

CLI? What's that, then? Also, new emergency being posted ASAP, I just have to figure out the logistics.

[Elbert] Crater Labs, Inc. That's Affy's home base of operations. It's under Asteroid Lil's Atelier.