h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You've spent most of the day following the SEx forum..

You've spent most of the day hoping someone will post to F19585?thread=1707362

yup, and..

You get woken up from a dream where you are posting something, answer the door to find a from a fellow hooter, go back to sleep & panic 'cos you can't remember if you clicked "preview" or "post reply" & have maybe double posted

zdt

wow... I know I dream in goo, but that's a bit extreme...

...you're catching up with backlog from 4 weeks ago when you only get 2-4 hours of online time a week! ('Twas 5 weeks last night though)

You consider adding SEx addict to your name..

... you spend all day re-reading past Post articles and looking at old cartoons when you should really be doing something else...

shazz

Oooh, time to re-enliven this thread!

I recently caught myself writing < hug > - on a *postcard*!

... you're very pleased that someone has found what had become a lost thread.


...when you remember the days when you could find all your old conversations through your homepage

..you come back from holiday trying to decide which of your experiences would make a good Guide Entry, which should be in a Post feature, and which should just stay in your journal.

I like that one.

I'm NOT addicted, I live herefree meals and drinkfind better

You're only lying to yourself. The first step in rehabilitation is recognition of the problem...

What you need is support from an online community to help you with your addiction

Isn't there a hootooholics anonymous thread/forum? I'm sure I heard a rumour about it somewhere.

...you've shared the birth stories of both your children through

...you're annoyed that it's still a decade before the elder can join in the fun,but also selfishly pleased that there's no need to argue over whose turn it is

Me? Addicted?

Nu-uh...

I could stay away from Hootoo several days in a row during my flights in the Far East.

It had nuttin' to do with the lack of interweb access

You mean this?

A206894

How about this:

I just installed a third browser (Firefox) simply so I can leave one hootoo account logged in in each.