A Conversation for cloughie's barbecue 2001 AND 2002!
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Gwennie Posted May 29, 2001
*Wonders whether a veggie vindaloo can be sucked up through a straw* 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 29, 2001
*ruts around in Cloughie's freezer...finds a pizza from 1989 and nukes if for a minute...scrapes off all the meat* Looky Gwennie...I found a veggie pizza! What's that you say? You love pizza? Well, good! *shoves the pizza into the blender* OOPS!
*puts the top on the blender* Now, you be a good girl & drink ALL your pizza & I'll make you another pitcher of VT's. 
places the straw into the blender...gags...That a girl...drink it all gone...
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Zalisander, Muse of Mayhem! Posted May 29, 2001
*Shame on me* but once upon a time i had a pizza box under my bed that i thought was empty, i was being a slobby teenager and refusing to tidy my room (Teenager = Messy room, loud music, leather jacket and Metallica posters on the wall) When i finally did tidy it i found that i had a pizza cultivation farm, yum yum!
Yuk, i'm disgustin'!
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Gwennie Posted May 29, 2001
*Gwennie's tummy starts to emit worrying and somewhat ominous rumbling sounds* 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 30, 2001
Slices a split right where Gwennie's mouth is & jumps back!!!
Somebody grab the garden hose...Gwennie's gonna' blow!
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted May 30, 2001
"I was in a bar in Syria called 'The Fat Slags' and they had a collection of sick bags from just about every airline."
-THINKS-Funny ways your mind works in triple mode-
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Gwennie Posted May 30, 2001
*Gwennie's face starts to swell and turn a peculiar shade of green*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 30, 2001
::has just returned without reading ANY backlog!!!::
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 30, 2001
...no backlog aye?!? DUCT TAPE pleazzzzzzzzze!
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Babel17 Posted May 30, 2001
*arrives witha fresh roll of Duct Tape, and hands it to Pan*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 30, 2001
Thank you Luv...Oh St Dranonfly?!? Whatcha' doin'?!?
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted May 30, 2001
Holy Backlog, Batman!
*opens eyes, shakes head*
Man, that last BH was a LuLu! Why do I always miss the good stuff? Sorry for my absence, hell of a good weekend it was... 
Glad everyone's havin' fun. Guess I'd better grab that Pandora and get her back in control! *gives it a shot...*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 30, 2001
hahahahahahahahaha you caaan't catch me 
Chases after StDragonfly with the duct tape...hahahahahahahaha
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Gwennie Posted May 30, 2001
*At that moment, Gwennie's digestive system decides it has had enough and erupts in a torrent of vomit, funnelled at high pressure through the straw jammed in her mouth and everywhere and everyone is covered in a solution of vodka and vindaloo*
Hic! Burp! 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 30, 2001
"Last one into the pond has to untape Gwennie!" Runs........
SPLASH 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 30, 2001
I WILL NOT be Duct Taped!!!
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted May 31, 2001
I would, but I'd prefer it were done in private...
*jumps into pond after Pandora*
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Gwennie Posted May 31, 2001
*Rolls into the pond where the duct tape becomes soggy and floats away from Gwennie*
Glug!
*Pulls herself to a discarded child's rubber ring which she pulls over her head before passing out* 
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- 141: Gwennie (May 29, 2001)
- 142: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 29, 2001)
- 143: Zalisander, Muse of Mayhem! (May 29, 2001)
- 144: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 29, 2001)
- 145: Gwennie (May 29, 2001)
- 146: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 30, 2001)
- 147: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (May 30, 2001)
- 148: Gwennie (May 30, 2001)
- 149: Babel17 (May 30, 2001)
- 150: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 30, 2001)
- 151: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 30, 2001)
- 152: Babel17 (May 30, 2001)
- 153: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 30, 2001)
- 154: cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 (May 30, 2001)
- 155: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 30, 2001)
- 156: Gwennie (May 30, 2001)
- 157: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 30, 2001)
- 158: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 30, 2001)
- 159: cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 (May 31, 2001)
- 160: Gwennie (May 31, 2001)
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