h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Help me, I'm melting!
*runs around in a circle, while his clothes start to smoke alarmingly*

*Quickly tosses a pinch of magic dust onto B-17...helps return the missing parts* (wink) *swims over to Gwennie & puts a yellow rubber duck on her head & snaps a picture* (click) "Hey!!
Cloughie!!! Swims for shore...er, muck. Sloshes her way to the shower & then into a nice change of dress...hoses away Gwennie's nasty 'left overs'..." *A woman's work is never done*
Cloughie?!? I'm over here...NAY...still can't catch me! Oh St D.?!
I've something silver for you Get her fellows!!!

Silver!?? YAY!!!

Hey... wait...

This doesn't seem very friendly...

...no it dosen't sound nice at all... I think I'll drown myself...

*Pulls herself out of the water, slips on the wet grass and grins stupidly*

Don't worry St. Dragonfly...Pan is quite harmless (mostly)! Would you like me to help Pan? I can provide a bucket of vodka you can dip your head in to...

Sounds... interesting...

It's Archangel Dragonfly now, dearie....

Oops! Pardon me Archangle Dragonfly and sorry about that!

*Waits patiently for Pan who has decided to drink the bucket of vodka instead of drowning herself in it*

glug glug glug...A.A. St. D. hates me... starts to sing and cry nobody knows the troubles I've seen...nobody really gives a care... staggers toward the pond...I'll jusss drown mysellvvvvv in clo-hoi-hic-Cloughie-hic-Cloughie's pond...
at leeedst he can come out here at night and talk at me.
A.A.St D. Hates me......heads toward pond...sort of......
I gave you Plato......I gave Plato whipped-hic-cream...
Here you can have my skirt A.A. St. Drangon-hicv-fly......I won't be needing it where I'm going.... So long crule World......*SPLASH*

NOooooooo!!!

::rescues Pan::

I LOVE YOU!!!

Just to let you know chaps that if Pan disappears for a couple of days it is because she's having trouble logging on to h2g2 again

*Passes a large fluffy towel to Dragonfly for Pan*

I hate seeing people crying because it always makes me start!

*Sniffs a large runny drip of mucous back up her nose*

It also makes me very hungry when I get upset! Where's the ice-cream?

What!?? Don't I get a towel for myself!??

::glares at Pan and thinks about pushing her back into the water::

*passes a towel to AaDf*
Did you know I can read peoples thoughts sometimes, and I wouldn't advise it if you want to stay dry again

he-he...snuck in past the Moderators...AGAIN!!!

Thank you A.Dragonfly. You may brush my hair if you like,
(careful...I'm not sure if that sea-weed or what in there)

Oh B-17 you're soooo funny...as if I'd ever toss an ANGEL into a pond...when I you you blokes here to do the dirty work.
Since she saved my life...we'll put away the duct tape...for now.
Ever have a pizza made on the grill? Well, I mean it's in a pan...but ON the grill...let's make some...they're yummy!!! I want pineapple on my share...what's everyone else want? I know Gwennie...tofu & sprouts...Cloughie, fling pig...And the rest?
*sings, "Oh solo-mi-ooo.....la-la-laaa-la-laa-laaa..."

OOOO!!! Pineapple and Canadian Bacon sound WONDERFUL, but...

I think I will have tomato, black olive, ham, pepperoni, cheese, Italian sausage, green peppers, green onions, and extra sauce on mine!!!

::giggles as she remembers the last time she was making pizza, and her Brit cutie was on the phone with her, trying to convince her to pronounce sauce as a Brit... awww.. that was so cute...::

::giggles some more::

::sigh::

::finally calms down::

PAN!!! PIZZA!!! GREAT IDEA!!!

...now don't be shy AaDragonfly...add some toppings! Your 'Pan Pizza' is ready.....careful it's steaming hot

OOOOo baby!!! YAY!!!

Thank you!!!

Anytime...just remember it's hot

*Eyes her sprout and tofu pizza suspiciously and prods something green and round with her finger*

Thanks Pan! Have you ever actually tried one of these?

*Takes a small bite, chews, swallows and gasps for air*

Crikey!That's very nice! How did you find out that I like lots of Tabasco sauce on my food?

*Grabs a jug of iced water and proceeds to down the lot*

Purely Margeritta for me
or with Jalapenos, whatever.

::lets her pizza cool::