h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Blimey! *not quite sure where to look, but keeps looking 'cos he's transfixed*

My tongue is so hard I can barely talk!!

...tosses her half slip over Cloughie's head...continues the strip..,

*Thinks that this has gone on quite enough and not because she is jealous that Pan is getting all the attention or anything but because she's worried that Pan might regret this in the morning (Yeah - right! ).

S'cuse me peeps!

*Quietly places her cup and saucer on a table and wanders off to the greenhouse and returns with a garden hose and a camcorder which she sets up on remote before turning the hose on everyone and shouting at the top of her voice*

Water in the hold!

*Pan slips down her pole to the wet grass and lands ungraciously in the rapidly expanding puddle whilst the remaining guests struggle to protect their respective drinks from being severely diluted by h2o*

Anyone for more tea? *Smiles sweetly*

Gosh Gwennie, glad you did that before the cops showed up...

*coughs and splutters a bit from his soaking*
Er cloughie, looks like the BBQ got doused too
Got any fresh coals to get it going again?

*cough-sputter-cough* Well..at least I kept my HAT on! HA!
*runs to put on a fresh dress...yells back at Gwennie* I'll get you my pretty and your little dog toto too!

Oh pleeeeeeeeze!

*Sips her tea, obviously enjoying Pan's predicament*

One lump or two?

*Pours out a steaming cup of tea for Pan and passes it to her*

May I suggest that some dry clothing might be the order of the day Pan? I have an old nun's habit that might do for now...

*Watches with amusement as Cloughie & B17 try to drain the barbeque of water*

Ah that's simple, Gwennie, my dear
*promptly picks up BBQ, dumps contents into a bin, wipes over with a cloth, loads up with coals, firelighters, a quick douse of fluid and drops a match on the lot.

Flames leap 10 feet in the air and both he and cloughie leap back as their eyebrows get singed off.*

Oh Yes!!! Fire!!!

Ok, give it an hour or so and it'll be ready to put the food on again.
Time for a beer methinks.

Gee, thanks for the help there, Babel-17.
*brushes singed eyebrows away*

I think I need a BH now...

No problem
(excuse my ignorance, but what's a BH?)

*just then Pan returns with her peasant top & broomstick skirt*
Honey, if you don't know what a BH is...I'll have to E you the info!
Anyone for some N2o? Great for a tooth ache And it helps you forget...best go first so I don't pull Gwennie's hair for that last stunt...*wooosh...* Ahhh...what was I saying? BH Please

Laughing gas? What the heck.
*has a quick snort*
I feel no pain

...starts singing, "I HAVE BECOME *SOOSHABLY* NUMB"

Let's have a campfire & sit around and tell scary stories...what do you all say?!? Oh what a bzzzzz...I guess it WOULD be better to wait until dark

Sounds good to me, I'll just get a drink, and do you want me to start a fire going?
Are you going to start, Pan?

as B-17 starts one of his fires the story begins..."It was a dark and stormy night. Two lovers (as one would sound stupid)
were under an old oak tree...the moon spread out like a blanket for their love......

I don't know what a BH is either y'know!
*Vacant grin*
Is it a "Burnt Hand"?
*Thinking of Cloughie's barbeque*

*Settles down on the grass to listen to Pan's tale, yawns and starts to doze off*

*Sultandude, still in dual mode, arrives in the right forum for a couple of 's to cure the munchies*

THINKS-Wonder if I should get revenge on Gwennie for the iced water soaking while she is sleeping?-

"Hi dudes! Will grab a and listen to Pan's tale."

...IF you were REALLY listening...you'd know that it couldn't be a Dark & Stormy night...AND - a moon shining for two lovers on the ground! AAAAH-HA! More BH's pleaase!!