h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Sucks on an ice cube before venturing another bite of pizza*

Very nice Pan!

*Wipes her watering eyes*

Is there any vegan type ice-cream for afters?

EWWW!! THAT SOUNDS GROSS!!!

::bites into her pizza:: But... my pizza is MARVELLOUS!!! YAY!!!



...Hey... are there any picnic grounds on h2g2!??

*mumbles through a mouthfull of pizza*
Well there's the Magik Forrest , and I've had picnics there before...

Oooo...I've had 'magic mushrooms' before...everywhere you looked was a picnic!!!
An entire bus load of Hippies pulled into my driveway yesterday!!
The police just "happened to stop" in to see what was going on.
HHAAAAAA-HAAAAA! Some fellow who had been sucking on N20 for most of the 50 mile trip was laughing soooo hard! They told the pooll-ease-man...they were on their way to 'Hooka'.
(it's where the remainder of Greatful Dead fans go) 15 people wearing tye-dye tee shirts. *giggle* All explaining how they were just checking the motor before heading out again.
You can take the girl away from the Hippie(s) - but you can't keep the Hippies away from the girl!!!!! Only at MY house!!!!
Peace Out Man

That sounds very entertaining, Pan!

John and I used to live a few miles from Stonehenge and every Summer Solstice the roads and surrounding towns/villages were packed with New Age Travellers which I used to quite enjoy, but the police always used to move them on in an attempt to prevent them setting up an impromptu festival at or near Stonehenge.

There is a Coven of black witched just down the road from me...
During the Spring Solstice they killed 2 goats, 2 dogs, 2 cats & 2 chickens. We heard on the radio that the animals appeared to have die of natural causes!!! Yep, seems likely to me...all those crittres coming together & dropping dead like that.
The thing that really ticks me off is these Oooo so powerful witches....spray paint road signs just as quicly as the Township can put them up!
So, now that I know the spot...I'm going to ask Daniel to make a smoke bomb for me...when they call for Satin...I'm gouing to step out of a burst of smoke!!! HA! I'll make them all remove their clothing...that hasn't been soiled when Satin appeared...& leave.
Then I'll take all the clothes to the Red Cross Shoppe
(see...I'm even starting to SPELL like a Brit)

Witches didn't invent Satan. I'm not saying that group doesn't believe in him... but... Satan doesn't exist anyway!!!

So much has been going on, I don't even know where to begin...

Kind of got lost in the fog between the pond and here...

Sorta still here... baked not fried... WOW, is that PIZZA??!!

Hi Cloughie! What? That squashed, round thing that Sultandude was sitting on a minute ago? I'm not sure. Why not try some to find out?

*Hopes that Sultandude's towel covered his behind when he sat down*

Oooo...I'm with her on this one...Gewnnie grossed ME out

Well, AaD...I thought that people who called for the Devil killed goats & such? My Cherokee Tribe wouldn't kill harmless amimals unless they were going to eat them. So, who calls for Satin?
My understanding is that people in Wicca celebrate the Earth. And that's totally cool. I know that Witch-craft is a religion. I just do not know who kills several types of animal & leaves them for children to find? Do you know? I would like to understand it better. (the part of this which angers me is that the animals are being stolen...so, whomever is responsible needs be taught a lesson...and i'm just the type of high spirited person to do something as opposed to just complaining)

I would guess, Pan.... that only Satanist or cultists would kill poor little animals... the less I know about them, the better...!!!!

::finishes her pizza::

How would you teach them a lesson, though!??

By having my friend Daniel make a smoke bomb for me...he could be my body gaurd too...(he looks like a young Chuck Norris
everyone stares at him they look so much alike - least anyone think this be a self-less task) *wink*

When 'they' (whomever 'they' are) Call for Satan...I would like to have Daniel & perhaps( have) a few more in on this. All made up nasty. Like when we use to have a 'Haunted Trail' in the Village park. Black, ground length capes. (or if you want to look like a ghost...you wear black pants & boots. Then put on a nice (warm)
white, flannel nightgown, with a shear curtain over your head

with white clown face makeup on your hands & face - you really look like you're floating... (over a space which is raked clean of noise making twigs, leaves, etc.) Step out of the smoke and scare the animal stealing, critter killing, sign vandelizing people -right outta' their pointed boots! *BOO!*

I have nothing against people doing what they want. But why not just go out & post a sign just like everybody who has a yardsale?
On the way out of the slaughter, you could pull up the sign & be done with it. That's ALL I'm saying.

HErrrmmm...

Ha Pan! Always the one for action, especially of the 'back at you' variety You go girl, Summer Solstice is only 13 days away.

Anyway, I will not be around for the next couple of weeks, folks as I am off on holiday IRL, so keep the coals burning and I'll catch up with you all later.
to all and a special for the ladies.
Catch you in a couple of weeks.
*picks up a bottle of and heads off down the trail.....*

Methinks Pan has been watching too many movies!

Your frightener for those idiots sounds a good one Pan, but please be very careful with these "nutters" Pan, or you and young "Chuck" might find yourselves the focus of their attentions, especially if they find out who you are. Couldn't you just report them to the US equivalent of our RSPCA who could then prosecute them in the courts?

Good idea...

::munches her pizza::

Hello Pan?

*Turns to find an forum devoid of Pan*

Oooh! Dragonfly, I hope it's not too late and that the baddies haven't got our Pan already!

WHAT!?? OHNO!!!

Can't I enjoy ONE DAY!?? GREAT ZEUS... Now I have another thing to worry over...

WHERE IS PAN!??

Oh no! Still no Pan!

I bet the old girl has got herself locked out of hootoo again, or she's suffering to storms and power cuts at home...