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Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!! Posted Oct 30, 2002
Yes, I know I am Narcoleptic, but how was I to know that was the precise moment I'd fall asleep???
What were the chances?
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Nov 1, 2002
Well of course I didn't see it. If I had seen it I wouldn't have hit it. If I hadn't hit it it wouldn't have travelled throught the air and hit that. If it hadn't hit that, it wouldn't have hit you. If it hadn't hit you, you wouldn't be talking to me now would you? So of course I didn't see it.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Nov 1, 2002
As far as I could tell she was female, yes officer.
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Lady Scott Posted Nov 4, 2002
If I had seen it, of course I wouldn't have tripped over it.
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Tonto Posted Nov 5, 2002
If I had known that you were going to walk on the table I might not have put my feet there!
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Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite) Posted Nov 8, 2002
If I had known that you were going to walk on the table I *would* have put my feet there!
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Nov 9, 2002
I'm sorry, I thought it was a coffin-shaped table.
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Lady Scott Posted Nov 9, 2002
I wasn't expecting you to do that, or anything at all like it.
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Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!! Posted Nov 11, 2002
If I knew a zipper could do that, I definetly wouldn't have had it made without teeth!!!
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Lady Scott Posted Nov 11, 2002
How was I to know that flammible and inflammible meant the exact same thing??! 
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Nov 12, 2002
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I was watching the Simpsons.
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Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!! Posted Nov 12, 2002
- You have a banana in your ear!
- what?
- YOU have a BANANA in your EAR!
- What?
- YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!
- Sorry Mate, I can't hear you, I have a BANANA in my EAR!
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Nov 12, 2002
It didn't actually say "Don't hold in hand after lighting fuse".
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Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!! Posted Nov 12, 2002
So you mean, if I'd ACTUALLY known what I was doing, none of this would have happened?.. hmmmm!!!
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Nov 15, 2002
You meant today? But yesterday, you said tomorrow...
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- 561: Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!! (Oct 30, 2002)
- 562: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Nov 1, 2002)
- 563: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Nov 1, 2002)
- 564: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Nov 4, 2002)
- 565: Lady Scott (Nov 4, 2002)
- 566: Tonto (Nov 5, 2002)
- 567: Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite) (Nov 8, 2002)
- 568: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Nov 9, 2002)
- 569: Lady Scott (Nov 9, 2002)
- 570: Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!! (Nov 11, 2002)
- 571: Lady Scott (Nov 11, 2002)
- 572: Tonto (Nov 11, 2002)
- 573: Lady Scott (Nov 11, 2002)
- 574: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Nov 12, 2002)
- 575: Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!! (Nov 12, 2002)
- 576: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Nov 12, 2002)
- 577: Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!! (Nov 12, 2002)
- 578: Lady Scott (Nov 15, 2002)
- 579: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Nov 15, 2002)
- 580: Tonto (Nov 16, 2002)
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