h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was 100% certain that big part was supposed to fit in that little one.....

I didn't realise it was 9 AM.

I WAS trudging the suitcase with my right arm tied to my back with barbwire from a piece of fence from Old Montreal which had been cut off by a pair of 3/4 pliers stolen from the mator's office at the time of his lunch... it just so happens you missed it!

mator = Mayor!

But they didn't say specifically I couldn't invade...

Because it was more fun than working here for you.

My boss fired the guy who fired me so I thought I still had the job. You're still going to pay me, right?

I didn't realise that I wasn't in a position to fire you, because I didn't realise you were manager here, you don't have the normal manager persona, it can be difficult, especially for new cleaners like myself.

Papers on the floor, papers on the desk- when I clean an office I clean everything. How was I to know you weren't finished with them, they weren't filed!

Okay, Okay... what EXACTLY are you trying to tell me here?

Then on top of everything else she said *So you know that's infectious, don't you?*

I didn't realise it would stain quite like that.

I forgot that flammable and inflammable meant the same thing...

My memory was on vacation at the time.

I thought the shredder stored files.

Well, according to the 1953 Tobacco Industry Research Committee it's perfectly safe to smoke. Of course in 1954 they kind of changed their minds in an internal memo...

I never inhaled.

I didn't know a zipper COULD do so much damage to such an unimportant looking part.....!!!!

I closed my eyes when the stripper came in the room!

There was jam on the mousepad so I used my leg. I was wearing shorts so that's when it got tangled in my leg hairs. While I was removing it I must have signed up the boss for a porno mailing list. So that's why I'm home early!