h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The first prize in the duck growing contest is mine this year! ,

QUACK!

I was going to enter but my got at the last moment

I feel like chicken tonight...

Honestly officer, I never knew his singing was /that/ bad...

The pink dress was worrying.

I don't normally dress like this...

That's what they all say...

No, I don't know who "They" are either...

Third row on the far left.

No, your /other/ left!

Yes. It would appear to defy the laws of physics, but indeed, there *are* two directions that are equally valid as 'left'...

Its the fist time I've worn this pink dress in public.

I like the sparkly stilletoes...very tasteful. Where did you get that wig from, again<?>

I thought green was more your colour but I can see the attractions of pink. You needa different though...that one doesn't go.

Its my own hair.
Should i have gone for the white handbag perhaps.
You don't thnk I've over done the do you?

if the is what I think it is...don't fall on your face you'll rock yourself to sleep...either that or those balloons will spring a leak.

Oh, they arn't filled with water, I decided to use vodka, in the left, and wisky in the other

you could get yourself in to serious trouble if you go out armed with those!

I have.