h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We could use your gasseous emmisions to power our village for years!

Haven't seen 2legs around much..you don't think he has combusted

He got eaten by the giant curry!

I am here!
I have been sleeping till late most days.
I didn't get up till 1 PM today.
I went to bed 5 AM this morning.
I drunk a lot of beer last night.
I haven't done much today really.
I'm going to cook soon.

Cook is only a short train ride away from Cambridge!

Isn't it just a short walk over into the kitchen, where the food is...

Yum........

250 G Spinich and ricotta Ravioli.
1 stick of Celery, rinsed, and chopped.
4 medium-sized Cheastnut mushrooms, cleaned, sliced.
2 Cloves Garlic, finely chopped.
Olive oil.

put olive oil in pan, turn on heat.
put pasta in bowl, add boiling water and salt, simmer.
Add the Celery, mushrooms, garlic to the hot olive oil, cook for six minutes.
Drain pasta, place on large plate.
Tip the fried celery, Garlic and mushrooms on top of the pasta, including the olive oil.
Add salid as required.

I'm glad you are ok.
To get back to the plot....the curry was mutating in the sewers.
The mass began to slowly rise ...it looked strangely like a spice girl.

Sounds horrible If I have a take away this week I will have chinese, as I've not had that for a long while, and have done kebab and curry now in the last few weeks

sounds a good idea after the curry mutation....chinese left overs only turn into bonsai trees!

Left overs? Nope, can't think what they are well as You've probably guessed, I mainly eat pasta and that kind of medaterainian type of stuff

we feed all our leftovers to the hens on the farm..I bet the eggs have a funny flavour some weeks!

Instant curried eggs ! Well, its got to be better than teh die that most hens get fed to make the yolk a "nice" colour I only get free range eggs now Though they arn't as god as free range eggs my Father sometimes gets; as he gets them from a friend who has hens in their back garden, now, they really are fresh eggs

these are very free range..they range over into my garden and down the road if they get the chance!

I think the freshest eggs we ever had were the ones my Dad got, as he watched the hens laying them ; They have hen houses, where they lay some, but tend to lay eggs whereever they feel like it As my Dad does their garden, he finds them everywhere So, I think these eggs, had been laid about ten or fifteen minutes before we ate them I might have to have some fried eggs tomorrow for lunch, in sandwiches

there are two ducks as well..the ducks and hens follow me about, looking hopeful, for scraps. I keep bits of bread and stuff for them.
The hens went beserk one day when I gave them some left over apple pie, shoving each other out of the way to get it.They must have a sweet tooth

I've never had duck egg, always wanted to, but can't see i've seen it on sale anywhere really

I think the farmer is hoping for some duck eggs. They are Indian runner ducks and walk upright...they are very funny.

and probably getting quite big, if you keep feeding them apple pie