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Existential Elevator


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Post 562

Tabitca

lettuce alone..the great silent film star slid seductively towards 2legs lodger...


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Post 563

Existential Elevator

*worried glance* maybe..


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Post 564

Tabitca

genetically engineered sharks are all the rage he said, trying to start up a conversation with this strange sidling woman.


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Post 565

Existential Elevator

Aisle 3, next the genetically modified octopuss.


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Post 566

Tabitca

she leaned closer and said in a husky voice..show me darling


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Post 567

Existential Elevator

Umm.....you do realize that I'm not a man<?>


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Post 568

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

My lodger is going out for ameal with someone on Saturday. I will have a take away meal tonight. I can't decide what to have as a take away, kebab, curry or chinese. smiley - ermsmiley - hotdog


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Post 569

Existential Elevator

Use the farce...ummm...I mean force...


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Post 570

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

390,000 people claimed Jedi as their religion, in the cencus, I wonder if I was the only "nighthooverite".


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Post 571

Tabitca

my old boss put devil worshipper..I wonder how many different answers they were all together? I think I put witch...or something similarsmiley - laugh


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Post 572

Existential Elevator

They should compile a list of all the daftest thing that people have put on cencus forms....


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Post 573

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Well at least my answer of "nighthooverite" was sensible! smiley - laugh I am now going to find the telephone number for a local firm that supplies the finest kebabs I've tasted outside of Manchester, and order a large* mixed kebab, with large* chips, and a gallon of chilli sauce and crisp salid smiley - smileysmiley - run


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Post 574

Existential Elevator

Yes please!


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Post 575

Tonto

two lumps please


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Post 576

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

No lumps in the kebab I'm afriad. smiley - huhsmiley - laugh gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of chilli sauce though. smiley - smiley it is a kind of slightly sweet, very hot chilli sauce, and they are one of the few establishments where they fully* understand how much chilli sauce I'm refereing to when I say "drowned in chilli sauce". There is a kind of sludge of chilli sauce left in the bottom of the container when I've finished. I drink it. smiley - smiley I'm stuffed. smiley - biggrinsmiley - laughsmiley - cheers


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Post 577

Existential Elevator

I bet it melted the bin liner....

*snigger*

O-soggy Bin Liner...


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Post 578

Tabitca

not only the bin liner...it ate through the bottom out of the bin wagon! It's now heading for the sewers where it hopes to mutate into something smiley - monstersmiley - yikes


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Post 579

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

It all* went in my stomach. smiley - erm Maybe its melted the bottom out of my smiley - erm stomach, I don't think I'd like to comment smiley - ermsmiley - laughsmiley - biggrin


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Post 580

Existential Elevator

If I were you, I'd avoid lighting any matches for a few days...smiley - winkeye


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