h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thats why I slapped them in the face

My French teacher. Don't ask.

because they are all b*****ds anyway.

Yes, untill two weeks ago when a new law came in, so you are now offically breaking the law, so there and suck on it with eggs, cause I'm in the right <!>

Yes sir, the 15% service charge is not optional.

If you argue any more then it will increase to 20%

Please put it anywhere you like.

It is against the law to use a fire extinguisher when there is no fire to put out.

This is a bannana, that is a house.

You can't live in a bannana<!>

You might well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

It was actally quite unusual....Strange shape for a house....must be a nightmare buying curtains for it....

42....

You must be talking about the house made in the shape of a woman<!>

There isn't such a thing as "too much coffee", or "too much beer".

Tell that to the man passed out in the corner<!>

My hysterical? What do you mean, I am getting hysterical????

I asked the man the time.
he told me the time and then his head exploded through the window of the ground floor flat inhabited by its owner.
the owner wasn't there, enough time to facilitate the devision of those things in the corners that do collect.
So I went for a beer.

I have a perfectly logical explaination for that... Just give me 5 minutes...

It wasn't the bubbles that preceded the development of the barrier between the two divided regions of the geographical location, but the involuntary persication of the newts, laying randomly on the olive, couldn't help but dispensate, to a certain degree for the lack of btable, and the lack of table led to the situeation which did not resolve itself in sufficient time for the olive to take stock of the situeation and borrow the rock from the mystory man; he is currently wibbling over the lewd and entangled encryption of the hanish McBoulder, creator of the oven pinapple crackling, which is what we are eating, and therefore in answer to your question, the newt appears to have dislodged the olive from its train of thought, and the train has failed to disturb the mystory man, or the table, which still precludess dilivery of the wibbling bublbes by the lake divided from the other side of the wildness as described, so no more sufficient insuficiencies have as yet been planned except as outlined in subsection 4 (paragraph 83), of chapter 291 in the first book as previously discussed, and no further excuesses can be accepted on behalf of the glass gazelle.