h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And a bag of crisps.

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I just found it on the info page

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I found my on the shelf.

That should cover the cost<!>

This isn't proper money, its foreign <!>

I forgot to get it changed back<!>

That went out of date years ago<!>

The emergency exits are situated on both sides of the cabin, above the wings.

The drinks cupboard HAS to be locked during take off and landing<!>

Do not inflate lifejackets whilst using the toilets.

Women with high pointy heels should not remove them and attempt to beat people about the head with them<!>

I didn't realise my "heels" were quite that sharp.

You nearly had my eye out<!>

Ophthalmology department, up to the third floor and follow the signs to the reception.

Stand clear, I'm a doctor trust me!

After you....

I can't quite hear you, dear, could you not speak a bit louder?

A line-dancing beaver. Isn't it obvious<?>

They charge £94 for the credit check<!>

I don't even want credit<!>

To annoy everybody.