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do we have to blame your c**p server? actually, that appears as though it would be a good idea, wouldn't it? don't i think so?

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Am I not sorry for the delay? Would it not help a lot if you help me blame this c**p server?

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Will blaming it help it see the error of its ways, or am i deluded?

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Won`t it make me feel a lot better?

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if it will, then blaming it is a good idea, is it not?

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Don`t I wonder whether you are testing me regarding how badly I feel about my server, or whether you are testing my ability to compose coherent long answers to short questions? Or am I being too suspicious about your motives, particularly as I am a newcomer to this form of extended question thread?

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can i really be bothered to do this? isn't my mum already trying to get me to go to bed? it looks like i'm actually going to do it, doesn't it? what's going to happen after i've written this question? i've never asked that before, have i?

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Good Night?

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is it?
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?

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*since the last posting did not include a number, I took it to mean that the next question was supposed to have zero words in it. That is why I just put a question mark*

Isn't remembering the number difficult?

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ok, how about this:
WHAT's GOING ON???
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What are the rules?

rules: every post is a question that has the number of words specified at the end of the previous post. every post should relate or somehow 'answer' a previous post, usually the one right before it. end each post with a number of words for the next post. usually bad form to reply to your own post except in extreme circumstances.

example(the actual first few posts):

post #1
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Anyone up for a slightly more challenging game?
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post #2

Is anyone actually reading this?
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post #3

Questions only, word count *and* Limericks - even harder eh?

post#4

did someone forget a number?
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and so on.

now, should i not continue the game in format?

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Yes, and hopefully this time we'll all know what to do, don't we?

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Which should make things easier, but will it?

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Well, so far it's going smoothly, but I wonder, where have the enquirers gone?

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Could it be apathy has set in?

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Do you think that when they saw the rules, they ran away or hid?

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