h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Why has this stopped? Is everyone too lazy to write 39 words in the form of a question? Is that so much to ask? Honestly, what is the world comming to when everyone is too lazy to do that?

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eh?

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Could i be forgiven for that outburst on the basis i'd been drinking?

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can i join in this forum please?
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Would we ever say no?

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Why would you not say yes, no?
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Was that meant to confuse me?

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Was that meant to confuse you, or was THAT meant to confuse me, maybe?

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Ahem.

well, what is it that *you* thik it was meant to do?

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could anyone in the whole world be more confused than me right now?
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Do you count new born babies in that question? Wouldn't you be extremely confused if the world as you knew it suddeny turned out to be the inside of a person, hiding an unimaginably bigger world outside in which you have no authority or experience? Or am I just strange?

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Would you feel insulted if I were to answer yes to that?

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why would anyone be insulted by being called weird? isn't it satisfying to know you have achieved weird status?
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why would anyone be insulted by being called weird? isn't it satisfying to know you have achieved weird status?
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Is Strange any worse?

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why am i watching blind date? for what reason?
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Is there nothing better on? Has your mind completely turned to Mush yet?

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