h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

May I join this game later?

[12]

Yes, but why don't you want to join in this game now?

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I just thought I would ask a clever question to get the right word count.

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Oh, I see.

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What is it that you see


[15]

Isn't that a dangerous question to ask a shrubbery - anything could be hiding behind him.
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Shrubberyist! Just because I happen to have more leaves than most... Im not hiding anything! (Well, maybe just a couple of voles)

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How many leaves do most have?
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SHrubberies have leaves!? Why didn't anyone tell me that!!??

[13]

Well, we thought you knew. Shrubberies are plants, and most plants have leaves.

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Has this turned into Gardener's Question Time?

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I hope not, I don't know much about all these green things.
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What, BEMs?
A study of that great tome - The Hitch Hiker's Guide - would soon reveal that "they are green, yes"

[Eleventy one, sorry 11]

I thought the BEM were from the Adept series... Green?

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Actually, Bug Eyed Monsters are an old sci-fi cliche

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'Bug' from the American slang meaning bulging.

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Still Stunned: HHGttG on my PalmIII via iSilo. Amazing or what?

[7]

So you never have to leave? Cool.

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I wish I had a Palm to get h2g2 on.
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what sort?

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