h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's it

[15]

As you may, or may not, have noticed I prefer smaller numbers. Don't ask why.

[3]

Too much typing?
[10]

Thank you for not asking 'why'. Should I be nasty?

[4]

no thanks; please don't.
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Why has no-one nominated number 8?

[8]

Maybe it's unlucky for some individuals around here?

[13]

Only when that's how many black cats are walking under the ladder, ooops.

[5]

Shouldn't that have been this?



[7]

Do apostrophied words count as one word?

[10]

yes, if you want two words, then don't apostrophe it.
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Is the dot a product symbol meaning 10 words allowed?

[4]

if you say so

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Good.

[11]

Sometimes it is harder to say very little in few words

[3]

Sometimes it's not

[5]

But it almost always is.

[2]

Says who?
[4]

Is this a pantomime?

[9]

no, a decimal means to include a partial word.
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