h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hmmm Wouldn't you guys refere to the people who have expanded the story in new dirctions like Galen and others?
Don't I already have pretty much all of the second story written or worked out?
Didn't I have to change a few things and wanted to wait for my buddy to get back so I can keep the sillyness level up?


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Didn't I mean that we've had good questions lately, as opposed to questions asking when we could get to posting number whatever?

Couldn't I help by providing the sheep with Q-like gadgets?

"Q-like" like star Trek Q?

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Did I not mean Q from James Bond?
And are you aware of our secret actions against you?
Wasn't that an oxymoron?

Wasn't it somewhat like an oxymoron but totaly diffrent?
If I was aware they wouldn't be to dag on secret ?

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Am I totally lost in this conversation?
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Has my propaganda worked?

What kind of a moron are we discussing again?

Are you calling me a moron again?

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*Fzzzt!*
Huh? What was that?
A message?
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Why would someone send a covert message to...
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...Tacsatduck!?
What the Feth's going on down there?
*Runs of to check*

Moooooo?

Shout I check to see what the message was hmmm?

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Are you upto something?
Didn't the maintenence guy just say 'I think someone's trying to hack into our system...'?
Should I warn Galen?

Would I be up to something?
Does anyone know what "Moooooo?" means in cow talk?

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Doesn't it depend on the length?

And since you're my enemy, would you tell me if you were upto something?
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What DID happen back there?
I know you're involved...aren't you?

Isn't it that wonderful time of the day when I run away?

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Isn't "Moooooo" part of the secret cow code<?>

Isn't there some horribly complex decryption algorithm that only those of a bovine nature have access to<?>

If we could crack this code, do you think that we could uncover the vast milk conspiracy<?>

Is the vast milk conspiracy connected in some way to the very tiny milk conspiracy?

Why is it that people are always able to find a rubber band somewhere, even if it is under some furniture, except for those times when you really need a rubber band, for instance when collecting newspapers together, or twigs?

When the Bee Gees go out for Pizza, do they invariably all order the same type, or do they get into fights about it, disturbing the other customers with their falsetto assertions about anchovies?