h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They arn't Raflassa flowers, because those are the largest flowers on earth and smell like rotting meat, are they?

Do you think I smell like rotting meat?
Am I that unclean?

Should I buy those foot odor pads?

Should you also consider investing in an insect repellant?

Why do I smell of perfume<?>

Did you buy the wrong bottle in Boots<?>

Why would I buy perfume<?>

Why else would you smell of it<?>
Would you not but it for your girlfriend's/ mother's birthday<?>

Wouldn't my mother/girlfriend prefer jewelry?

Is that not very much a possibillity<?>

But why do I not remember<?>

Were you possibly very drunk<?>

Would anyone be drunk after just one beer?

Or after a glass of perfume<?>

do you drink perfume<?>
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Well where else is one going to get some alcohol?

Couldn't one find alcohol in their medicine cabinet?

Have you tried ing? Isn't this where you go to get ed? http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F94352?thread=196919

Do you remember that eppisode of The Simpsons where the artist went into Moe's and asked for a single Mediteranian olive floating in perfume and served in a man's hat?

Why is that so familiar<?>
What episode was that in<?>

And do they ?

In a children's show<?>