A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 18, 2005
No, whats awkward is the situation.
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Kitish Posted Sep 18, 2005
not to be dense or anything. but what situation??
And why arent we campaigning more on this thread??
does one sign up to become lesbian or bisexual???
I feel that these three are the most important questions in life. Now pray tell - what are the answers? And if anyone says 42, they will be walloped on the head. and cursed.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 18, 2005
I turned GodBen into a girl (GoddessRachel) for kicks and giggles.
Weapons of Mass Distraction must have been used against the thingites...
I understand that one is born like that.
... ... 42!! 
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Kitish Posted Sep 18, 2005
Aha. THAT situation. makes sense.
weapons of mass distraction eh? Interesting concept...
Thirdly - damn. I missed out on that.
*chases EC and wallops him on the head hard. Then thinks about a curse*
I curse thee for eternity to being a SWEET ADORABLE PETTABLE CUTE little kittie. Of course. this being a curse and all. It needs a get out clause. So, this curse will only break, and you reverted back into your ugly self if....Goddess Rachel kisses you. I could make this worse and add if the two of you sire a child, but I think that would disturb me too much, and I would feel a tad guilty for the child....
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 18, 2005
You thought I was ugly before? 
... 
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Kitish Posted Sep 18, 2005
aww. Poor EC. You werent exactly ugly before. you were just...not adorable and sweet. It was ever since that whole strange plot development thing that was the result of me changing you into all those animals. I dont think you came back as sweet after that...
But the curse still stands so dont try to tug at my heart strings you.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 18, 2005
*tugs at heartstrings* You think that this would be painful instead of just emotional.
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Kitish Posted Sep 18, 2005
well it would be...if you were tugging at mine...Im not sure whose heartstrings you're tugging at EC, but they look quite unhappy with you....
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 18, 2005
OW! The heart just bit me! Its a heart attack! *person dies, EC looks smug with himself*
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Kitish Posted Sep 18, 2005
*pretends to not notice EC murdering some poor innocent bystander*
Ahem. anyway. still cursed.
look at the weather. isnt that more interesting than that body lying there that isnt really there. and I had nothing to do with it, and I have no idea how it got there..and oh is that the time??? I must be off.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 18, 2005
Oh... Poo. *fetches the shovel from its normal hiding place*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 19, 2005
Doooooky!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 19, 2005
Want to help me bury a body?
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Kitish Posted Sep 20, 2005
erm...burying bodies can be fun....
why not bury it over there, and mark the spot with an X? Then we can set up a treasure map, and have the body as a prize!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 20, 2005
Yeah, who doesn't want to win a decomposing corpse?
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Kitish Posted Sep 20, 2005
I hope that was excitement in your voice Ralphie, as opposed to cynicism...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 20, 2005
Fight fight fight fight!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 21, 2005
I'm not going to fight her, she's a girl!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Sep 21, 2005
But it's easier to beat girls.
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Kitish Posted Sep 21, 2005
Gah. No its not. We scream. We have high shrilled piercing voices which get deep into your brains and cause them to burst.
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