h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pulls out G.A.R.D.E.N.F.O.R.K. (which has a weird but cool meaning that i am not going to tell u - but it is pretty destructive )

NOW PUT ME DOWN, YOU FREAK!!!

*kicks BL in the stomach* THAT'S FOR CALLING ME A BOY!!

Dakeyras! Maybe I won't smother you, but give me few years, I'll soften you...

*makes the grip on BL tighter, nd tighter, and tighter... fires ray to vaporise G.A.R.D.E.N.F.O.R.K.*

*shoots myst in head and chest like i did to godben*

taste i doubt that as my mates have been trying for years and arnt doing a good job infact its worked in reverse

>>really angry <<

LOOK TASTE, I'VE SAID SORRY ABOUT 20 TIMES, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

Friends, Thingites, Societymen. Lend me your eyes!

Let us not fight amongst each other! We all want the greater glory of Thing! If we allow this in fighting to continue then we damage Things chances of survival! The assassins will play havoc with us, and we shall fall.

But if we stop this now, unite once more for the greatest glory of all, that of Thing, then surely once again, nobody will get in our way!



PS I am an honourable man.

*the blasts, far from hissing MOWoS in the head and chest, spash off the augmented shields of the Sporkion*

bugger

*takes out mobile phone*

*calls assasins*

"WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET HERE??"

*tickles BL* Nothing, I just like giving you hard time about it...

*offers Dakeyras *

*the laser cannons of the Sporkion swivel towards Dakeyras*

Only now... at the end of the road... do you understand.

*the lasers fire*

*throws phone into the path of lasers*

cheers mate
right now what do i have that can stop that battle thingy short of a tactial nuke

get me down and i'll see what i can do

*gags BL and smashes down at Dakeyras, whilst all lasers blase*
*calls down his ship, the Garendar, which promptly picks up the Sporkion then launches several missiles at Dakeyras*

*doges and pull the plug on the battle weapon *
look u rearly should find one that dont run off the mains

*calls ARMY StarShip DarkBlade to kick the living daylights out of the Garendar*

It doesn't. Did I ever say it did? *deploys Imperial AT-AT Walkers, AT-ST Walkers and AT-ET Walkers*

then why is hell is there a pug attached to it

*the Garendar, now with it's commander back on board, fires the bridge Ion Cannons at the DarkBlade, plus Turbolasers, phaser banks and Proton Torpedoes by the dozen, then deploys 30 X-Wing Fighters and 20 Y-Wings*