h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The way I see it as our most beloved and respected High Commander and Thingite Warlord Clive the flying Ostrich has yet to appoint an entertainments officer it must be something he takes personal responsibility for ...

Or its MR's fault

that too

*chews*

*Gets onto the stage and starts Morris Dancing*

(just when you thought you had seen everything)

*clone shimself and the clones satrt to Morris dance*

*hides behind bar and continues to drink Rat & Ferret *

*joins JohnnyK*

I will have a pint of that please JK.





MELANIE

ask the barthing

Gets a pint of Rat & Ferret for Mel when she reappears...

has the morris dancing finished yet?

Thanks JK i could do with getting drunk at the moment. I am having major problems with my partner. I am feeling so sad.

The dancing hasnt finished.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH



SidJackBenImogenMashaMillieGeorgieRalphMattyDaisy

Fear the names

*counter attacks with*

Christopher Martin-Jenkins + Henry Calthorpe Blofeld

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Hugh Fearnley-Wittingstall, Simon Schama and Dan Cruickshank

orders 3 Rat & Ferret s & three rough s for HD...

Hi jk