h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dunno, I only know what the indoctrinated minds tell me. All the vegans I know are very carefull what bread they eat, only the traditional kind or something like that.

I think sometimes bread can have ground bone in or something.

Well, I do know honey's a no-no, though I find that a bit silly, since it doesn't hurt the bees any. I mean, heck, why not refuse to eat fruit, since the labor of bees is needed for that Then again, at uni, I generally wanted to be a pain and ask some vegans what their shoes were made of Never did, though.

I did, once...I got yelled at for half an hour, the practical upshot being it was leather, but second hand and so actually good for cows cos it didn't get thrown away and I was a bastard for even asking.

I wonder what they're gonna sit on, cos happen to know that the place we usually lunch has chairs that have been painted with a pig-hair brush

probably not a prper one those are expensive.
you can get vegitarian shoes anyway

I don't know if it was proper, it was Chinese pig-hair.

The shoes are even vegan. A mate of mine's got a pair.

It are the Creachy!

Yar, so it be. Who wouldst have thunk it?

How. Are. You. The. Creachy?

Do you think we scared him off? Maybe he's gone cyber-mute and can only mime with smilies...

Poor chap's overcome with joy to have you back.

That, or he's scared you'll rip out his organs if he says the wrong thing.

Can it be both?

I don't know if he's overjoyed to have his organs ripped out. I doubt it though.

the two can be mutually exclusive.

There you see? He's agreeing with me.

Okay, go with the ripping then. Just watch you don't spill any on the carpet.