h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thats cool

The Star Trek club may be doing a fundraiser so as president of the club I'm supposed to help. and by help they mean that me and the VP will do all the work and they might tell a few people.

This is what i get for hanging out with people who go to shrinks.(convenitly on the day of the meeting so we can only have a 30 min meeting.)

of course i shouldn't complain because my shrink said i was a hopeless cass behind my back a year ago and i haven't gone back.

I don't go to shrinks. I don't need to pay someone ludicrous amounts of money to find out I'm barking mad. I can tell me that for free

I never paid a penny. my parents paid for it because they thought I was barking mad, and needed conformation. Well they got it and then i got sick of listening to some guy ask me how I was felling.

heres how it normaly goes

me

"how do you feel today?"
-shrink

"how do you think I feel I'm talking to you."
-me

"don't you think your being emotional?"
-shrink

"yes and I like being emotional. I'm human not Vulcan."
-me

"you seem to be makeing progress in accepting yourself."
-shrink

"I have no problum exepting myself. I do however have problums accepting the fact that your alive. maby I should do something about that."
-me

"good lets talk about your payment options."
-shrink

*I exit stage right*


Oh what fun you realy have no idea what your missing.

Oh, I can imagine. My parents suspect I'm barking mad, but they're okay with it, it runs in the family. As long as I don't start slicing bits of me, and don't act in a completely depressed way, they're fine with it.

I wish my parents were like that.

so today is friday!

I've got a great day planed, funerals, burials, the works.

how about you, any plans for the day?

Yup, have a cheerful rant about stem cell research in the morning, annoy the hell out of the physical chemistry lecturer in the early afternoon, do the shopping for the weekend, head over to a friend's house for a bit of hugging and kissing, and now dinner and after that a friend's coming over to wathc some movies.

fun. so you have finals comming up? I do.

Yeah, I've got some exams next week, physical chemistry and celbiology. No big deal.

yeah today I have math and history bolth withch i could yet an a in.

tommorow the class I T.A. for is takeing there final so I get to sit around and do nothing. (I show up and get an A.)
this is followed by English. I don't know how I'll do in English because sometimes they put those use examples from your own life.


my favorite response to this (witch allways gets me in trouble) is I don't have a life leave me alone.

Hey, you live in the states. You could just make up some kinky sex adventures and get yourself expelled!

yeah I think i'm not going to do that i like my scholl even if it is a peice of crap.

I doubt they'd be happy with true stories from MY life...they involve eating space cookies and being rude to charity people.

you mean people who recive charity or people who do things for charitys.
there is a difference.

so hows life?

hey do you know how zev got reborn? My dad gave the disk back befor i got to watch that episode and refuses to explain it to me.

Oh, yeah, 790 has the bucket of Zev-proteine, and this plant-girl steps out of Stan's dreams and regenrates her as he remembers her...for some reason, he remembers her with red hair...


And this is the brainless blond student with a high blink rate who tries to get money out of you for a charity, I think it involved islands of some sort...watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas or Cheech and Chong should give you a fair idea to our reaction.


And life's pretty good at the moment, I've got a lot of lectures in the morning now, which sucks, but it's balanced out by having the afternoon of every day.

he rembers her with red hair because he's a dork!

well thanks for telling me. I still don't know why my dad couldn't have told me that.

Uhm...maybe because Lyekka has a very...unusual way of eating lunch?

yeah mabey... so any thing happening in your life?

Meh...just got the shit kicked out of me by Australia. 's true what they say, never fight a major land war in Asia.

yeah that usualy a bad idea

There's a big party at my student association, and I've been asked to arrange the music in one of the areas