h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A diamond studded teapot Oh my. I want one of those

Shhh! Thou shalt not covet thy Mother's stuff!

Hey gosh, 'du mean Tom Waits the guy who plays the piano and sings soulfully no more teapots, it was a one of, but you can have this 24carat gold fabargee esspreso maker. I to am growing a rather beard (a la lenin) but sadly the wife says if I don't shave it all of she will. She also said some very rude things about me going round in real life pretending to be a grand visier, but thats women for you
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I think a better threat would be to only shave half of it off (while you're asleep, of course)!

The hefalump says thank you. Well, she's waving her trunk around in what I am assuming is a pose of gratitude.

Anyone want to take part in a Name the Hefalump competition? I think she needs the name. If there's any interest I can set one up and see what you lot come up with.

OOOH! Me Me! I like namin' Heffalumps! D- if you gave me a new title- I do appologize for not seeing it. I'll check again. After all- I'm so messy.... AB- any coffe makers you might have- I'd like some for Messy Haven. Ta! E

Naming budgies is more my speciality, but I am prepared to try branching out!

Dragonfly,

Muse of Overly Complicated User Pages

I withdraw the request for Arty Tables as I think it may have to go into liquidation due to a lack of interest. Obviously no one appreciates the clean uncluttered lines of my particular branch of modern art.

Maybe I could also become the Muse of Procrastination and sitting on the sidelines (wondering what to say whilst obviously viewing people postings through a reality warp induced temporal smog)

Javam
(Happy to participate but having trouble reaching the keyboard due to a deforestation exercise)

Anyone who wants to have a go at naming my elephant can do so here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A529977

She's willing to give a ride round the guide to whoever gives here the nicest name .

That's the bloke ab - the one who sounds like he's been gargling with gravel. A voice that only a mother could love (and thousands of devoted fans). The bloke who wrote Downtown Train (Rod Stewart), Jersey Girl (Brooooooce), Ol' 55 (Eagles), New Coat of Paint, Blind Love (Bob Seger), and so many other good songs. The bloke who was Renfield in Bram Stoker's Dracula, Dr Heller in Mystery Men, Rudy the Kraut in Ironweed, Earl Piggott in Short Cuts, Zack in Down by Law, the disabled vet in The Fisher King, and the bloke who wrote that incredible soundtrack for One From the Heart. He's the Sultan of
Thanks for the offer of the espresso machine. I have plenty of teapots already, but a diamond encrusted one would have been v.
I like a nice cup of espresso after a meal, so it will get some use.
If you really want the beard, just grow the thing. If she's gonna shave it off, she'll have to do while you're asleep . Personally though, I think it would be best to keep the visier thing to h2g2

Well... I never make tea, and this diamond-encrusted teapot seems to be a hot item. Thank you for the offer, Acidbath!!!

I shall auction it off at the Polyhymnia Speech Hall...

http://bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A427448



Hee hee hee....

NOW!!!

....Is it Javam, or "Just Another Victim..." who is requesting the Museship of Overly Complicated User Pages!??

We all ready have a Muse of Procrastination....well, Procrastinating Novellists... same thing, really...

And a Muse of Putting Things Off Until Another Time

(J)ust (A)nother (V)ictim of the (A)mbient (M)orality

Javam is just a lot easier to type, maybe slightly less informative though

Is Muse of Naval Examination available? (and I don't mean armed boats)

I think it is only fair to point out that a true naval connoisseur notes fluff consistency and colour and doesn't just pass time. It would be my intention to inform people of the plethora of variations.

I have a (lacking in diamonds but sporting some nice milk stains) cappuccino machine going as my doctor has told me to stop having caffeine (much wailing and gnashing of teeth). I know I could switch to decafe, but it just rubs salt into the wound. Cappuccino and no Caffeine! All you are left with is funny tasting frothy milk.

Javam (inspecting naval for new developments whilst waiting for service level agreement to arrive)(also desperate for a good )

I got you, Javam... and thank you for that clarification, Gosh dear!!!

Well... How about Muse of Contemplating Complicated User Pages and Navals!?? Naval Examination sounds a bit medical, doesn't it?!? Or.... how about Muse of Contemplating Navals and Complicated User Pages!??

What a combination!!!

Your wonderful cappuccino machine can go on auction as soon as we've sold the diamond-studded teapot... YAY!!!

What fun...

::GET A SICK BAG READY::
My dad used to lay on the floor with a plate of peanut butter on toast and fill his belly button up with salt, then take little pinches of it and sprinkle on said toast
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You're a terrible liar...

Actually, he's a pretty good liar ...

I'm a brilliant liar (that was a lie) I swear to god Dragonfly he really used to do the bellybutton thing ::shudder:: just had a thought (a wicked one) about putting his buisness url up here so you could ask him he'd go *mental*
ab

Your right Naval examination is a bit too medical.

How about:

Muse of Complicated User Pages and Naval Contemplation?


Acidbath are you trying to make me blow chunks?!

I was thinking about just fluff variations and the art of contemplation, but it would appear that the subject could be broadened out somewhat.

Of course there is the innie/outie debate and the status reversal effect caused by pregnancy.

How do outie's survive without fluff generating orifices? Do they turn into naval lint thieves?

Javam