h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Actually, I think I'd rather be the Muse of Space, If it's not too late to change my mind.

OK...

And here is your first chocolate milk as a muse!!!

::ZAP!!!::



I'll add you to the roster later today, probably!!!

YAY!!!

Happy Musings!!!!

! Thanks! Now, does that mean I'm amused or bemused? There really ought to be a verb for that. Can I inspire waffles now?

::sings:: If you want to sing out, sing out!!!



You can be anything you want to be.

::sigh::

You WILL get added to the roster, I promise...

I have an Aliteration Alias, and as museship of Aliterations is Availably i'll 'Appily Apply.

YAY!!! I love aliteration!!!

You could start your own Aliteration Armchair at Clio's Library of History!!!

Does that Mean the Museship is Mine?

Hallo Dragonfly (Almost Known As: Cinnamon Girl),

We solemnly agree to all the Muse Requirements. We wrote the Cheesecake Ice Cream recipe, and we are a serious chocolate milk drinker.

We'd love to put a link to Musehome on our page.

Would it be possible, by special dispensation, given special circumstances, for us to have more than one Musedom? You see, there is a bit of an Internal row about Muse of What.

The six-and-unders say 'Mews of Pakiderms (Akwatik Inkludid)'
The six-early teens say 'Muse of 1st Persons Plural'
The teens are divided between 'Muse of Superannuated Radical Politics'
and 'Muse of 1970s David Bowie Music'
The adults are torn between 'Muse of Drama-Queens' and
'Muse of Hermeneutics of Suspicion'

With a population of 20,000+, consensus on something like this is virtually impossible.

If multiple Musedoms are not possible (one Musedom per body, rather than per person -- probably not a question that has arisen before), perhaps all you Muses could decide for us?

We are already:
Keeper of Dramatic Entrances and Graphorrhoea

We are waiting to be included as:
Patron Saint of Plurality

So we've already got some of the ground covered.

Let us know what you think, everyone!

thanks!

Arpeggio, on behalf of all of LeKZ, except Alien and Bobby.

[I want to be Muse of Alien-ated Nonhumans ~ Alien]

Bobby's too small to type yet, but he wants to be the Muse of People Who Are Not Lisa - which is getting a lot of cheers in every division...

You see the problem here?

Wow. Yes, Dinah dear, you are a muse... though unofficially... I just have to put your name and title on the roster(no big deal, act like a muse now!!! )

And Arpeggio.... I would be willing to give you every museship requested, except for two problems: If I give you a billion titles, others will want really long titles, too(maybe), resulting in a LOT of WORDS. Although muses love and need words, I think Shakespeare in Hamlet put it best with something like, "less silliness and more substance". I can't remember it correctly, but I'll be in his class come fall.

Secondly, if I give your entity SO MANY titles, that is that many titles less for other potential muses to choose from...

Herrrmmm... this is a delimma...

I tell you what though... I can approve you as a muse, and when you become a member of the e-group(not mandatory, but if we carry out this plan, it is!!!), you can start a poll to choose a museship for Arpeggio. How is that!?? Fellow muses can vote on it that way, and you can enjoy the benefits of being a muse... AND... you'll have that air of mystery...

Dragonfly ~

Actually, after considerable time and quarrelling (as we realised if we had more than one title, *everybody* would start claiming to have multiple personalities, just for the perqs ) we hit upon a Musedom on which everyone could agree. It took several hours, but yes, folk, it can be done!

So, we request that you, if you see fit, give us the title of:
Muse of Those Who Were Not There.

Is possible? Please leave specific What to Do Next Instructions in your reply.

We liked the idea of joining the e-group and having this become a subject for discussion, but we liked our own idea more, because we're just *like* that. The is definitely our favourite smiley.

Guzzling -milk, preparatory to having cheesecake for brunch,

TTYS,
Arpeggio, for LeKZ
(see our 'space' for Who Are this LeKZ Persons Anyway type questions)

What's TTYS? Ta-Ta you sillies?

No, St Shea the Sarcastic Muse of N'Yawk, 'ttys' is open to any interpretation you care to give it.

Too Tight Your Spandex is one of my favourites.

Tough Toenails You Stupe, said the guy from da Bronx.

To Teach Your Students, from the prissy schoolmistress (British, elderly).

Twice Turned Yam Steaks, (??) from an eccentric cookery fan.

Talk To You Soon, suggests some online bulletin-board user.

Terrible Thing, You Schlemiel.


Ta-ta for now (ttfn),

Auntie, painting the town PINK, for LeKZ

Ironically enough, I prefer "Tough Toenails You Stupe" ... whoda thunk?

Awlways happy to oblige, lady.

Guido, from da Bronx, for LeKZ

Nicetameetcha, Guido!

All you have to do, my dear Arpeggio.. is take your personalities to the various places around the Musehome that you would like to visit... at the other Museship Positions Available Forum, we are brain-storming on a grand scheme revolving around the need for a Muse Music Library(great classics...). You(and Shea!!!!) could join in on that....



For Ideas of places to visit, re-visit the top of the Musehome Roster Page... YAY!!!

...was this specific enough!??

I know Guido would probably enjoy some of the New York Menu section at the Iris Cafe...

::ZAP!!!::



Happy Musings!!!

Thank you Dragonfly,

We are honoured, and not a little amused, to be the Muse of People Who Were Not There.

Many of us would enjoy the New York Menu section at the Iris Cafe. All of us who came into existence very early in life birth-2 years and some older are Brits, but the 6+ school-goers and so awn are awl N'Yawkas. Guido packs heat no matter where he goes, so, if you have a Firearms law, you'd better let us know, so we can exclude him. with him, not you .

We'll handle the introductions, links, etc tomorrow, because in RL, we have a movie to see tonight! Fancy, RL taking precedence over h2g2...



Arpeggio (Brit), who finally got the dashed -Queen (from Queens, of cawse, Astawrier to be specific) to buzz awff.

Poor old queenie...

Hi, just note to say v. today - this Muse is Not Here (for all practical purposes) Monday, maybe more...

Awww... I hate to hear that...