h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Actually, I
Thought that the one main rule was:
"Nobody is to spit"

You might have a point.
Spitting in mixed company
should be frowned upon.

However, when on
stage, like Metallica, no-
body really cares.

Am I onstage<?> Have
you seen Metallica
perform live<?> Was that

A daft question
that I just asked you<?> Hyphen
Hyphen hyphen hy.

I believe you're in
the wrong thread. Questions only
is down the hall and

to the right. Please do
stop by later so we can
end this little chat.

The sole relevant
question is if I've seen them.
Answer: MTV.

I am very sor-
-ry, I don't know quite what came
over me just then!

There is no need to
apologize, but flowers
are never refused.

Is it just me or
Are we the only ones who
talk in this forum<?>

Unfortunately,
either we scare others off,
or they won't join in.

It is quite a shame
really. This looked very pro-
-missing to me, eh<?>

I thought it was a
great concept, too. Pity, such
wasted potential.

How cool! A very
new Haiku conversation.
Thanks for starting it!

Anything new with
you that you want to converse
about? Glad you're here!

Brilliant to have
a nice, new face in this here
conversation!

Heiku is it then.
This has been quiet some time,
Anyone out there?

Someone suggested
To learn other haiku forms.
What a good idea.

I'll do some research
And write here with what I find.
Will anyone care?

That would be so great;
Some great other forms of Haiku.
Who would have thought it?

Hello people, I
Like the idea of this
Poetic talking.

My friend and I used
To Talk in haiku all the
Time on MSN.

We had forgotten
It until now, thankyou for
Helping us to think.