h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now taking applications for the following positions:

Doctor's assistants
Assistants' assistants (I must have assistants first, who would you assist?)
Fellow Practitioners
Gopher (not gofer)
Periodical Manager (may be assigned other duties)
Specialists

Feel free to apply for any position, if you can think of a purpose you can serve that I have not listed here, don't hesitate to suggest.

Ooooh, can I be a specialist?
I'd like to have a mental health clinic.
I have lots of experiance with the clinically insane- after all, I'm a member of H2G2.

Sorry to be a nusuance, but I'm going to have to withdraw my application- the phone bill just arrived

sorry to hear that.
get back when you can!
and look me up

Hello, I am Dr. Ity, fanouz psy.

Dr.Sven Hurdenjurgen unt I run ze "Psychiatrist's Couch"
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A570953)

I vould love 2 work mit you as vell,
you do have beautiful , ja?

no yet, but as you can see, business has been rather slow....

apologies for the delay in getting back to you.. i must have been out golfing, or surfing, or ... something...
but i would be honored to work with you and dr. hrudenjurgen

i stopped by your offices after getting your message, and i must say i was impressed. the finest in psychiatric care, i would refer my patients with confidence (if i ever got any )

::pokes head in:

Hmmm...I start a new job tomorrow, so I think I'd better stay away from the temptation of this place for a while...

see, i'm losing patients i don't even have yet!


good luck on your new job!
i start a new job tomorrow too!

I'm training to be a , can I do my training here? As well as helping you out in the clinic it gives me the perfect excuse not to go in to the hospital, "I've arranged my own practice placement thanks".

you're welcome to join the staff, deackie, altho i'm not so sure you'll get much opportunity to practice...

*looks out over barren waiting room*

My new job was ok ('cept for the getting out of bed at 4:30am bit...) - how was yours?!

Thnx Doctor. Im sorry I took my time replying but I was on vacations.

Say how come everyone's got a new job lately? I just resigned
and I start a new job 2 in september!

Hi, I just got dropped off in these parts and find myself currently unemployed. Mayhap I could help us both out and become an assistant.


Jynx

*sneezes at the dust that's been kicked up by recent activity in the lobby *
achoooo!

well, hello, jynx i'd love to employ you... but i'm not sure that there would be that much to do here. the office has been deserted for nearly a year now.

however, there are many things to be done elsewhere not that i'm trying to brush you off at all! it's just that, unfortunately i've located my doctor's office in a dark back alley of the guide and not many people even notice it's here.

the kingdom of balwyniti at A446078 is always open to new subjects, and i think perhaps the lackey there could use a little help (he's about to become a prince, you see).

i don't know if you've seen this, but our weekly rag The Post has a whole section of links to really great stuff, it's here: A660304 and so you don't have to trudge through a lot of pages to stumble across it, this is the link to the southeastern u.s. researchers group if no one's mentioned it to you already: A583760

(i lurked over at your page to see who you were )

other than that, feel free to stick around and assist any patients that should stumble through . or if that's a bit beyond your training, you could just keep the coffee fresh

welcome to h2g2!

I could probably keep the coffee fresh. Of course, the only way I know how to do that is to keep drinking it as it is brewed.

Of course, I'm not sure when I'll be able to start, you see, I have to see the doctor this morning.....

I was meaning to apply earlier but I thought you were closed, then I saw somebody so in, but I didn't have a pen, but now I have a pen.

*looking around*

Is anybody here?
Well, I was going to apply for Creative Scheduling Coordinator position (can't have everyone using the same excuses otherwise it'd be an epidemic), but I guess I'll do it later.

how's that for a resume'?

Friar
ps. that stamp on the back of my hand just rubbed off from my antibiotics presciption when I fell asleep on top of it due to my fever, it's not from a club or anything.

I DO know quite a bit about medicine...I wanted to be a doctor for a while, so I studyed up alot. My father's a medic in the army, so most of my knowledge has come from his medical manuals -- Thusly, most of my knoledge of medicine in is trauma care.

I'm going to be a doctor. . .

as soon as I get my car started, it's acting up again, I hope it's not like last time, it was stalled for days.


Friar, the bigdawg